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[[Chris]]' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon) | [[Chris]]' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon) | ||
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the [[trolls | slanderous trolls]]. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that | He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the [[trolls | slanderous trolls]]. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President. | ||
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob has won a special place in the trolls' hearts for cutting down Chris's internet. | Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob has won a special place in the trolls' hearts for cutting down Chris's internet. | ||
Revision as of 18:23, 28 February 2009
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President.
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob has won a special place in the trolls' hearts for cutting down Chris's internet.
Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
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