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{{quote|La li lu le lo, la li lu le lo...|[[Metal Gear Solid|WHO ARE THE MISCREANTS?!]]}}
{{quote|Ya'll making me nervous right now!|Chris on The Miscreants}}
'''The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants''' (aka "'''The Miscreants'''") was a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] man-children from getting [[love quest|laid]]. Because of a lucrative promotional deal with [[Nintendo]], the Miscreants were briefly known as '''The Mewscreants''' in [[April 2009]].
 
While online wars have been waged, more recently [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in Pickle Suits]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his [[Emily|date]], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, [[Vivian Gee]] became his successor via a rigged poll on their website.
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==History==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|The Miscreants at their annual Ancient and Secret convention.]]
On 23 [[February 2009]], The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several [[Secret Weapon|"HA-HA, I got you!"]] videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|babbling incoherently]] to deal with these [[Trolls|internet bullies]].
 
After the death of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description read "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."
 
On 28 [[June 2009]], due to bad real estate investments and the financial crisis, the Miscreants declared bankruptcy and disbanded.
 
==Known agents of The Miscreants==
[[Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|thumb|right|The Miscreants was an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."]]
 
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Arjen Van Dierten]] (RIP)
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Bryan Bash]]
*[[Lordsillynipples]]
*[[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Officer Nasty]] (RIP)
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[PandaHalo]] (RIP)
*[[Sarah May]]
*[[Scampers Chandler]]
*[[Vivian Gee]]
*[[Yawning Squirtle]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
 
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