Chris-chan Discusses...

Chris chan Discusses is a series of video interviews between ScrewAttack Europe and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, Christian Weston Chandler

This actually the second time Chris has made a public interview.

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SAE: Hello! and welcome to my very first interview with various people from the internet, and with me tonight we have Christian Weston Chandler, uh best known on the internet for being the creator of Sonichu the electric hedgehog pokemon. Hello there Christian.

Chris: Yep...'ello...

SAE: Yes...good.

Chris chan Discusses... Billy Mays

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I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.

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Chris: (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about Billy's Mays- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about Billy's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

SAE: Yeah.

Chris: And I was in Red Oak the whole weekend.

SAE: You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

Chris:...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put alot of stress and to uh futher induce the heart attack yeah.

SAE: So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

Chris: Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

SAE: Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

Chris: I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse Billy Mays with with Richard Karn from Home Improvement, 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

SAE: You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

Chris: Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh Billy Mays with Richard Karn.

SAE: Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

Chris: Yeah.

SAE: So what do you think of the people calling for Adam Stackhouse to be the new mayor of CWCville as well?

Chris: Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the innernet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not belive anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

SAE: Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing Billy Mays' death in your comic as well or anything or...?

Chris: Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto youtube too but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a youtube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote "Julie's brother" that little 13 year old brat so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

SAE: Ah. Yes. If I could a-

Chris: I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

SAE: Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an Optimus Prime...I saw...so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

Chris: (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh yeah well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a...homosexual...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damned straight.

SAE: Yes of course, you're indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

Chris:Yeah...thank you.

SAE: You're welcome.