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Sung to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZ5R3C5bzs "What A Feeling" from Flashdance]. This may come in handy for Chris when he visits Julie's homeland and should be learned by all TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan [[trolls|fans]].
Sung to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZ5R3C5bzs "What A Feeling" from Flashdance]. This may come in handy for Chris when he visits Julie's homeland and should be learned by all TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan [[trolls|fans]].


''PRIJATI I-VSE PROST! ZVET BRAGK LE SOSED NE <br/>''
{| style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"
''KJO RJOPAK TAVO GARBUS JKET SZOR <br/>''
| <poem>PRIJATI I-VSE PROST! ZVET BRAGK LE SOSED NE
''TEGUL DIRBA LIETVEJ TEGUL ZVUT STKER <br/>''
KJO RJOPAK TAVO GARBUS JKET SZOR
''OMOV DSKVI A TO JRE TA INACH MYSL <br/>''
TEGUL DIRBA LIETVEJ TEGUL ZVUT STKER
OMOV DSKVI A TO JRE TA INACH MYSL


''PREJ LUK VDES PO JKADS KREMT TSE-TOI <br/>''
PREJ LUK VDES PO JKADS KREMT TSE-TOI
''BJOR ESHTE QE DJESHMOR RTEH <br/>''
BJOR ESHTE QE DJESHMOR RTEH
''EJUM JE TA AVOR KRE ZSOVORTKIS <br/>''
EJUM JE TA AVOR KRE ZSOVORTKIS
''EJUM UND DAS SJORGEM FLAI <br/>''
EJUM UND DAS SJORGEM FLAI


''VERBOT! SKUIG VAS-KLEM SVETHUM <br/>''
VERBOT! SKUIG VAS-KLEM SVETHUM
''STUMZ STUM PLAIS-EIN STUMZ! <br/>''
STUMZ STUM PLAIS-EIN STUMZ!
''SEMIA TZASUMUS VO DIRBA PO <br/>''
SEMIA TZASUMUS VO DIRBA PO
''OZIVLA KI VTOPIO BO-LE SKBRI <br/>''
OZIVLA KI VTOPIO BO-LE SKBRI</poem>
| <poem>We stand now vigorous and prosperous
Forever united by our peoples
Brothers within frontiers are we
Supping upon the bounty of our home


==Translation==
Strife shall be banished and freedom reign
Our women fertile as our seeping plains
Let not the heroic past be forgotten
But the glorious future stand


''We stand now vigorous and prosperous <br/>''
Harmony and peace shall reign
''Forever united by our peoples <br/>''
All invaders will be crushed
''Brothers within frontiers are we <br/>''
Crushed we sing now, crushed.
''Supping upon the bounty of our home <br/>''
We shall drive the gypsy curse from our land</poem>
 
|}
''Strife shall be banished and freedom reign <br/>''
''Our women fertile as our seeping plains <br/>''
''Let not the heroic past be forgotten <br/>''
''But the glorious future stand <br/>''
 
''Harmony and peace shall reign <br/>''
''All invaders will be crushed <br/>''
''Crushed we sing now, crushed. <br/>''
''We shall drive the gypsy curse from our land <br/>''


==External Links==
==External Links==

Revision as of 05:26, 6 July 2009

File:800px-Molvania.svg.png
National Flag of Molvanîa
File:471px-Geomorph-Mol.png
Our country, our home - Molvanîa. Chris has spent hours looking at a world map trying to locate Molvanîa.

The Republic of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry") is a fictional nation where Julie hails from, as well as where Arjen Van Dierten's uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as American diplomats before the country imploded in January of 2009.

It is somewhere near North Virginia and Germany according to Chris.

Despite reading the Wikipedia article which clearly states it's a fictional country, and not being able to find it on a globe, Chris still insists Molvanîa is a TRUE and HONEST country. This is largely due to the fact that a troll sent a letter to Chris claiming that Molvania was a republic which attempted to break away from the real life country of Georgia, and that the book and wiki article were part of a smear campaign orchestrated by the Georgian government.

Molvanîan Expressions

  • Ich bin schwul (pronounced: Eech bean shwool. Chris pronounces it: Eech bean shwuell) - "I love you" (which, coincidentally, happens to be German for "I am gay")

National anthem

Sung to the tune of "What A Feeling" from Flashdance. This may come in handy for Chris when he visits Julie's homeland and should be learned by all TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan fans.

PRIJATI I-VSE PROST! ZVET BRAGK LE SOSED NE
KJO RJOPAK TAVO GARBUS JKET SZOR
TEGUL DIRBA LIETVEJ TEGUL ZVUT STKER
OMOV DSKVI A TO JRE TA INACH MYSL

PREJ LUK VDES PO JKADS KREMT TSE-TOI
BJOR ESHTE QE DJESHMOR RTEH
EJUM JE TA AVOR KRE ZSOVORTKIS
EJUM UND DAS SJORGEM FLAI

VERBOT! SKUIG VAS-KLEM SVETHUM
STUMZ STUM PLAIS-EIN STUMZ!
SEMIA TZASUMUS VO DIRBA PO
OZIVLA KI VTOPIO BO-LE SKBRI

We stand now vigorous and prosperous
Forever united by our peoples
Brothers within frontiers are we
Supping upon the bounty of our home

Strife shall be banished and freedom reign
Our women fertile as our seeping plains
Let not the heroic past be forgotten
But the glorious future stand

Harmony and peace shall reign
All invaders will be crushed
Crushed we sing now, crushed.
We shall drive the gypsy curse from our land

External Links

Zip file of all known communication between the American Embassy in Molvanîa and CWC
The official page for Zladko "Zlad!" Vladcik's futurstic Love Quest dance ballad, Electronik - Supersonik (Low quality)

See Also