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I don't know what's worse about the scene: the fact that Wild mourns Simonla for one panel or the fact that she died on the fucking toilet? Jeez, my sides are hurting...!--Blazer 03:45, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

• I prefer to think one of two things happened. Either a Voltorb was in the toilet or disguised as the toilet paper, or Evan drilled a hole in reality and the sheer Win of it caused Simonla's Fail based organs to fail and the toilet to explode due to awesome overload. Magi-chan didn't really find the killer, he just wants Wild to off someone for him. Oh, and to be honest, Wild mourning her for one panel makes sense this time--he'd just found out she was fucked over and Magi-chan had just caused him to switch to murderous rage. Probably unintentional.--MoarLurk 04:03, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

What just happened? What is this? Did he really finally kill Simonla? That anticlimactically? Why does everything here seem so rushed? It reads page 80. Wasn't the most recent page uploaded to the CWCipedia before it got taken down around 70? What is going on? --OFSheep 04:01, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

• Chris probably has ten pages drawn but he's been unable to upload them due to the site being dead and all.--MoarLurk 04:03, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

• • Wait a tic - the file says "11P81"... this is in issue 11! It's another preview page!--Blazer 04:06, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

I sense a trap.

If Chris sent these emails just now and he said that he was never gonna kill Simonla, but instead kill the Asperpedia crew a couple days ago, I think I have a good clue who the murderers are. Chris turning Bill into a doctor, this would either be one of those clues or Chris had been planning to do one of his retarded tricks and he's still plotting to derail the Asperpedia comics' storylines. --CWCAttack, aka for now Marco 05:19, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

Then obviously, if he's trying to derail our storylines, we should just...not react to them at all. I am unsure if Alec and co. are really the murderers--especially after Alec already got the shit beaten out of him. Evang 05:21, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

• Well, what about you, since you're the one who wants Simonla killed off in the first place because she's a ripoff of your Simonchu? --Marco 05:25, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
• Evan, he's going to kill Simonchu(Or you, or Lord Nave for some reason) in an attempt to derail your storyline much in the same way he killed Metal Asperchu and altered Asperchu. I recommend ordering him not to do that--Chris HATES it when people don't let him get away with his shit(Read:Every authority figure except Snorlax). Tell him that the culprit must not be you or any of the Asperpedia characters or else Chris will have failed his end of the bargain. In fact, tell him that the culprit will be a random member of Team Galactic (I think he hates Gen IV anyway) who planted a bomb in the toilet(again the team member must not be you or any Asperpedia characters or else Chris has failed to meet the terms of his agreement).--MoarLurk 05:37, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
  • I seriously doubt he's gonna kill Simonchu, but Evan certainly. Chris thinks all cartoon characters live in another universe and share the same attitude as him. Also, Chris spared Asperchu's life but he turned him into Mitch. --Marco 06:33, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Evan, yes. But he already put Simonchu into his comic via the Haiti image and thinks that he can can off him in retaliation. Think of a child who, when forced to share, breaks the toy so neither of them can use it. Chris is a child. He'll do something like this and he's not afraid to off them. Just saying "Oh, that was just another wild Simonchu you killed, the real one is still alive" will cause another spout of hypocrisy. Saying "No Chris, you aren't allowed to do that" before he does that will piss him off on par with Mary telling him that he'll never get laid with the sign. Chris, more than anything, hates feeling impotent--why else would his characters be all-powerful? Chris wants revenge on Evan for making him kill Simonla, and denying him that will force him to express the rage he feels elsewhere--IE, the Youtube. Do it, Evan.--MoarLurk 06:54, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

It depends on what he does. I don't talk to him directly, I have been speaking through others for the sake of convenience for everyone involved right now. So I'm going to try and see who he plans on having as the murderers and work from there. Evang 07:29, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

• You might as well set up a tent while you're waiting. You should know, too, how long it takes for Chris to show any signs of life now these days. --Marco 07:39, 14 February 2010 (UTC)