User:Marco

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A CWCDefense is a CWCAttack!

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Also Known As

Formerly known as CWCAttack. (Until I lost my password.)

In His Own Words

I think Evan is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports homos and doesn't afraid of anything.

Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks

1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.

2) Chris admits he got HIS ideas from SEGA AND NINTENDO'S Characters and Comics and Video Games (and a lot, lot more other sources).

3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.

4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.

5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.

6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.

7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.

8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and rightful punishments.

9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.

10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.

Medals

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Notable Contributions

• Down With Asperchu!!! (Minus the Transcript)

• Taking off a random news article in January 2010.

• Retexting epic tard scream in 12 January 2010.

• The Alec Benson Leary in Death threats with the cooperation of Blazer (See, I ain't a narcissist).

• The REAL Tail of Rosechu file for the Transgenderism article in Rosechu with the cooperation of Phlegethon.

Sub-Episode: How to Fail Miserably in Less Than Five Minutes

(Read bottom to front, please.)

Such fail even rivals a typical one of a certain great failure of epic proportions.