Talk:Mailbag 46

BEAT THAT WASNT ME :( -Phlegethon 03:20, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

My bad dude. I need to check the page history more carefully. I swear to you, in the future I will pause for a moment before I toss out baseless accusations.--Beat 03:28, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Anagrams

Nice, but I like "Clownish, Tender Anarchist" more.--Beat 20:55, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

One Billion Served

Chris thinks he has over ONE BILLION FANS? As in 1/7th the world's population?! Jesus tapdancing Christ. Somebody's gotta mailbag that one. EnsignDisposable 02:05, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• I was starting to hope that someone would ask Chris for a real numerical estimate. But his answer here only raises more questions! Does Chris actually believe that he has over a billion fans? Or did he suffer a "mental block" and just offer an arbitrarily high estimate? Or else, was he just trying to make some kind of joke? It's things like this that seriously make me wish that we'd replace the mailbags with long series of simple questions. Llort 02:19, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• When I encounter such problems related to Chris, I follow two guidelines. #1: Chris is a moron who acts by following his twisted vision of the world and his narcissism. #2: In doubt, follow guideline #1. In this case, he just typed a number with plenty of zeros in it until the number was higher than the highest subjected answer and was pleasing to his ego. I don't think he even believe he got so many fans; he just want the answer to look good. Griffintown 03:10, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

YOUNG AND ADULT Social Group

What do you guys put the odds on Chris meeting a new Hambeast? A Young Adult near the age of thirty would start having his pick of the litter from all those Older Young Adult women that are just as pathetic and desperate as him... Isarko 02:36, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• Naw, I think it's just another Chloe. He said all this in defense to a guy in order to seem like he has a life. And Chris being Chris thinks if you don't meet girls you aren't being social.--Da-zen-man 02:57, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• ...or he's out drinking again. Griffintown 03:38, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• I think we should keep an eye out for more evidence, for or against. If Chris has found a female who isn't trolling IRL, she'd have to be further down the social chain than he is. Personally, I'm hoping she's a slow-in-the-mind. If the trolls don't let this slide, lulz are to be had either way. --Jewlay 03:45, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• Two words, my friend - Megan 2.0. --Champthom 08:15, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

• Almost two months later, this prophecy became true... Griffintown 23:23, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

• Most likely, this is just Chris being delusional again, or he could be making things up (partially or completely). --Coolusernamebro 01:53, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

I answer most e-mails!

"Well, at least I do answer my Letters. And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such; AT least I put most of those letters in a seperate bag and give them notice and attention appropriately."

Said by Chris in mailbag 45 and then,
>This mailbag
Blatant hypocrisy and in less than a couple minutes.--Da-zen-man 05:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)