User:Meat Miracle

Rigist This user is a Rigist and believes that everyone is WINNER until proven otherwise.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Asian This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!!

Chris-related

I discovered Chris at the age of 14 back in 2008 through Encyclopedia Dramatica. A little more than a year later, I was introduced to CWCki and found myself unable to stop reading about the strange and wonderful things that happened/is happening to Chris.

Before I leaned of Chris, I used to be like him - sitting alone in my room on the internet, getting up only to watch TV, eat, or use the bathroom. After my discovery of Chris, I was forced to re-evaluate myself: do I really want to waste my life away like Chris, or do I want to improve myself? It was at that point that I started going outside and socializing more. If it weren't for Chris, who knows where I'd be now?

That aside, my favorite video is, by far, CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!, simply because of the level of tardrage and biploarity in the video. My favorite quote, though, is the disturbing, unholy laugh Chris lets out in Secret Weapon.

About me

I'm a high school student with too much free time.

Stuff I do on the internet

• Frequent/edit CWCki
• Create maps for Call of Duty 4 under the alias EON8
• Frequent/post on 4chan
• Frequent/post on the several forums I am part of
• Misc. graphic editing

Stuff I do IRL

• Photographying while occasionally uploading my best photos to the internet
• Bowling
• Urban exploration
• Biking
• Drumming