User:Star Platinum

I've been following Chris off and on since shortly after the ED article popped up. I tend to forget about him for months at a time, suddenly remember he exists, and obsessively absorb all of the new information that's popped up. I have tried contacting him a few times (through the mailbag and a few scattered troll efforts) but I've never received a response. Now here's some userboxes.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.