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[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|left|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]
[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|left|Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal [[Sonichu]].]]


'''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) (now the '''Sonichu Fans Wiki''') was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].  
'''Laws''' are rules set up to help keep citizens in check. They are usually enforced by [[Jerkops|the law enforcement]] of that area and penalties are placed on those who don't follow the laws.


Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strove to create a platform that even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. Of course, Chris, being a retarded fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.
Chris has very little respect for [[Jerkops|those who enforce the law]]:


('''[[CWCipedia|more...]]''')
{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off. |Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}
 
The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, lie to, and ''attempt to hit, with his car,'' people who are simply doing their jobs (although the tale may be exaggerated, it is nonetheless pretty damn awful). And, of course, as any rational person (i.e., anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.
 
('''[[Chris and the Law|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 03:46, 6 June 2010

Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal Sonichu.

Laws are rules set up to help keep citizens in check. They are usually enforced by the law enforcement of that area and penalties are placed on those who don't follow the laws.

Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.
Excerpt from Chris's diary

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, lie to, and attempt to hit, with his car, people who are simply doing their jobs (although the tale may be exaggerated, it is nonetheless pretty damn awful). And, of course, as any rational person (i.e., anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.