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[[Image:Thurston-howell.jpg|thumb|200px|The Howells recoil in horror at the sight of Chris's drawing of them.]]
 
In ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]'', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name. Since no [[anime]] or ''[[Family Guy]]'' characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found '''Thurston Howell III''' and '''Lovey Howell''', the elitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series ''Gilligan's Island''. Chris is probably blissfully unaware that the joke will probably sail very far over the heads of his target demographic, and he's also unaware that there are countries on GodJesus's green earth where the show hasn't aired for decades. Or ever.
 
Appearing outside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island.  Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointles exercise, as Chris has already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[YouTube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]]. 
 
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: red">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
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<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: red">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: orange">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: yellow">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: green">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: blue">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: indigo">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: purple">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: red">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: orange">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: yellow">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: green">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: blue">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: indigo">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: purple">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: red">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: orange">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: yellow">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: green">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: blue">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: indigo">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
<span style="font-size: 26pt; text-decoration: blink; color: purple">GUESS JASON'S LAST NAME NOW!</span><br/>
 
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