Talk:Son-Chu

Chandler cars

Should we list the other two cars or what? Janitor 06:58, 9 April 2009 (CEST)

• Maybe, but definitely not in this article. Or you could briefly mention them here in passing. The only major reference we have to the other cars is the pic of Chris in front of the BMW. --Champthom 17:56, 9 April 2009 (CEST)
• In the house tour vids, we see a few other cars. Some of them are hard to make out, but a Ford Aerostar is in the yard, and what looks to be a BMW Z3 roadster behind the house in a state of disrepair. It seems Bob has a thing for BMWs, and the Chandler family doesn't mind Fords. Alteceastlansing 22:37, 2 October 2009 (CEST)

• There's a picture from when Chris was 16 with the BMW. The problem is, we really can't say much because 1) we don't know all the cars they have and 2) all we can say is "The Chandlers have the following cars." Though if someone can do a better job than the person who made a "Chandler cars" article, then go ahead. --Champthom 00:57, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I attempted to make a page for the Z3, but the article was deleted.--Dan Dash 01:18, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

I can confirm that as of earlier this year, Son-Chu is sitting in Chris' front yard collecting dust. Dickbuns 21:14, 20 April 2012 (PDT)

Autistic Parking

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Trollin'

What if someone stole the plate off of Chris's car? But you would have to do something to let him know, like cut it in half and give half to him, or mail him a letter to let him know. Suggestions?

• I'm pretty sure that's illegal, and CWCki is not a forum, go discuss trolling somewhere else..Basgon 03:27, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

• Is that legal?--Dan Dash 01:22, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

Rename

The CWCipedia article on the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens has a section "My other car is an autobot" where he goes on about how this car of his is actually an autobot named Sonchu and crazy Transformers shit. Anyone in favor of renaming the article SonChu and focus more on the car than the vanity plate? Or should we rename it to the more colloquial "Sonichumobile"? --Champthom 18:16, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

• I think that the vanity plate is still an important subject, since the motherfucker put Sonichu on it in big letters. But I do think that we could incorporate it into the article, while still making the car seem more important. But it is an important subject when it comes to CWC. And dam funny.--Howsyourham 19:35, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

Vanity Plate of Fail

I think the vanity plate should be added to the Relics of Fail. It qualifies as one because it cost him money (IE tax payer money) to get "SONICHU" written on his license plate, which range in price from $10 to $70 on average. The license plate also qualifies because it is something which makes Chris easily identifiable by anybody in the know of his exploits, which is helpful considering how many fat ugly people drive shitty, poorly maintained 10 year old station wagons in Virginia. --The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex 20:42, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Expired Plates?

While I was brushing up this article, I noticed that in all of the pictures, the license plates are tagged as expiring in '07. It could be that the picture was merely taken in '07, but because the Chris-chan internet phenomena started in mid'07, it's likely that these pictures were taken in that year, if not later. If there is one thing that Chris is dependable about, he's dependably lazy. Could it be that he's too lazy to get his plates renewed? Can we verify when these pictures were taken or, even better, get a more recent picture of his car?--Megaman 22:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Parking Permit

Where did he say he got the parking permit for his autism? From what comes up when you Google "disabled parking autism", they're intended for parents whose kids have fits in the store and/or bolt into traffic. I'm starting to think he has it because he's too weak to walk all the way across a parking lot. Popobawa69 19:06, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

• I can't find whether Virginia issues disabled parking permits for the obese. Perhaps the placard is Snorlax's? It's her car, after all. --Draygoon 21:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

Vehicular Rage

Given that Chris has now tried twice to run someone over, should we open up a section about Son-chu's weapon status? I'm thinking just a quick section about the mall security Chris tried to hit and Snyder of course... and while i'm at it, should we incorporate the comic where he drove to shoot liquid as well? Thought and opinions please --SargentPickles 16:29, 12 June 2010 (EST)

More on mechanical issues

Chris has 260,000 miles on his car, bent U Joints, and hasn't got an oil change in over a year. This we know as facts, but I, having a large interest in cars, am still curious as to finding out just how jacked up his car is. To put this in perspective, I'm currently investing in my grandfather's 1980 Chevrolet Suburban. It has the original engine, more than 900,000 miles on it, it has survived about several floods, and it still works. How does it still run? My grandfather was an excellent mechanic and was always doing his best to make sure that he got all he could out of his trucks. This includes changing his oil on a regular basis, making repairs the instant there was any issues with it, and taking it for regular tune ups. Mind you, everybody does this, but he made sure that he would die before his truck. Chris is absolutely nothing like my grandfather. So to see a car that's in terrible condition and only has 260,000 miles on it is really a shocker for me (I haven't actually seen a car with less than 150,000 miles on it). If anyone can expand on this topic, I would love to hear more. LAG4U 00:38, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

• If Chris lived in the UK I highly doubt that car would pass it's MOT. Are there similar tests in America? -- Lunachu 06:40, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
• Yes, in Virginia you have to get one every year, so the clanking is probably a recent thing. Eamoo 08:14, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Autism sticker

>How is "Autism" a sentence? Do you think it can be "Cured" rather than treated? What are you doing to "Work For A Cure"? Why is "A" capitalized?

How is this at all relevant to the article? It's not like Chris made the sticker himself... should this bit be removed? Enibure 10:10, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Homer Simpson picture

I don't quite know how to not make it not cut into the Vanity plate info, so if it's a problem, could someone please fix it so it doesn't? Thanks!--Demendred 15:33, 17 June 20011 (PST)

Son-chu stricken?

Should it be touched upon that Son-Chu was likely involved and possibly damaged in Chris' latest adventures? --IwegalBadnik 00:52, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

Surfshack Tito sez it was Barb's Aerostar. Probably now sitting behind 14 Branchland Court with the Z3 and suffering the transmission, radiator or brake issues that plagued the entire run of Aerostars and were notoriously bad on poorly maintained long-wheelbase passenger models like Barb's. Methdera 03:12, 26 December 2012 (PST)

We need to find out

What Chris is driving now. I think I have an idea. - Whe Man

• The plate was most recently registered to a 1997 Cadillac Seville. -Random1248

How did you find that info? I would like to see the history of the SONICHU plate ($5 says it was on the Aerostar or the Mitsubishi between Bob's downfall and the Cadillac purchase) and look up the other Chandler car plates -Strato

Methdera 03:09, 26 December 2012 (PST)

Son-Chu Mk. II

Have any field agents seen Son-Chu Mk. II (the Cadillac) anywhere? FokkerTISM 22:12, 4 November 2013 (PST)

Seriously, how?

I wish this page at least alluded to the sheer implausibility of how Chris, of all people, was even able to purchase a new car in the first place. Someone who has to beg on Facebook to get Legos, then dumps any money he does get on stupid kiddie crap, how does he get a new car?

And I'm mostly referring to that Sedan he put up on Craigslist. That was even before the Ebay fiasco... so, how? Blowjobs on the street? --The World Is Yours (talk) 21:47, 28 April 2015 (UTC)