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{{quote|"Since Agust[sic], [[2003]]," Christian Weston Chandler said, "I’ve been trying to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-22-year old girl.”  His methods were sound and [[fail|well-thought]]; [[Attraction Sign|simple signs]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|looking cool]], and "[[Attraction_Location#Attraction_time|chilling]]" in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|most]] [[University of Virginia|social]] [[Fashion Square Mall|places]]. His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of [[Noviophobia]], where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A [[JERK|Jerk]].”  His thoughts are sound as the [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|Boyfriend Factor]] is so high, it leaves him with no pretty ladies to choose from.  So, if there are any pretty ladies without a…Boyfriend, you can find this [[So Lonesome|lonesome]] prince hanging at the Fashion Square mall Saturday afternoons, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch. Don’t let his friendly smile fool you; he is hurting inside. Please help Chris have a Happy Holiday. |[[Chris]], "Sad, Lonely, and Very Depressed,"[[Sonichu's News Dash]] #6, [[December 2004]] }}
{{quote|One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! '''LIGHT!''' Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously [[Chris and censorship|F-[Fluttershy yay]]] [[Chris and racism|racist]]?! [''shakes head side to side''] I never said white power. I never said ''white'' power. I said LIGHT power. [''stands up and moves closer to the camera''] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [''clears thoat''] [''sits back down''] '''OKAY?!''' I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ka-me-ha-me-ha]] of exuding light power! Alright!?|Chris in [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]}}
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{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 20:00, 27 February 2026

“ One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!? ”
Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue


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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from Chris, or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable. Also, this is a wiki - PLEASE WIKIFY (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.

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