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{{quote|"Since Agust [sic], [[2003]]," Christian Weston Chandler said, "I’ve been trying to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-22-year old girl.” His methods were sound and [[fail|well-thought]]; [[Attraction Sign|simple signs]], [[Rollin' and Trollin'|looking cool]], and "[[Attraction_Location#Attraction_time|chilling]]" in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|most]] [[University of Virginia|social]] [[Fashion Square Mall|places]].  His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of [[Noviophobia]], where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A [[JERK|Jerk]].”  His thoughts are sound as the [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|Boyfriend Factor]] is so high, it leaves him with no pretty ladies to choose from. So, if there are any pretty ladies without a…Boyfriend, you can find this [[So Lonesome|lonesome]] prince hanging at the Fashion Square mall Saturday afternoons, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch. Don’t let his friendly smile fool you; he is hurting inside.  Please help Chris have a Happy Holiday. |[[Chris]], "Sad, Lonely, and Very Depressed,"[[Sonichu's News Dash]] #6, [[December 2004]] }}
{{quote|To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, [[Praetor|we]] have cameras, and we know what car you drive.  We will not release your license plates.  But the [[Autism|puzzle pieces]] were easy to put together.  Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror.  Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture.
 
Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period.  I can very well easily go to the proper people, including [[Manajerks|store management]] or [[Jerkops|authorities]], with the respective footage and find you.
 
So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent.
 
Thank you.  ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris}}
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Latest revision as of 16:20, 8 June 2024

“ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture.

Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you.

So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent.

Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

”
Chris


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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from Chris, or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable. Also, this is a wiki - PLEASE WIKIFY (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.

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