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==Biography== | |||
I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy. | |||
A note to Chrissy concerning his latest Facebook post in which he admits he's a stalker - I live in the hearts and minds of children. Come at me, bro. | |||
==Fucking Loser== | ==Fucking Loser== | ||
'''A Poem of Improvement''' | '''A Poem of Improvement''' | ||
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<br>Unless you shoot | <br>Unless you shoot | ||
<br>Your mother and yourself.</p> | <br>Your mother and yourself.</p> | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:49, 4 May 2012
Biography
I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.
A note to Chrissy concerning his latest Facebook post in which he admits he's a stalker - I live in the hearts and minds of children. Come at me, bro.
Fucking Loser
A Poem of Improvement
Fucking loser, through and through,
Shot out from Hell,
Satan didn’t want you.
You shit your pants
And prance and dance
Or have a fucking seizure.
Fucking loser, what’s wrong with you?
No wonder you’re alone -
You hate blacks, gays and Jews;
You even hate your knights.
You’re always getting into fights
With those who disagree.
Fucking loser, how ‘bout a jog?
Oh wait, you can do five miles?
Great, get off your ass you hog
And do some real push-ups too.
You flabby fuck, wipe up that drool,
And improve your sorry “life.”
Fucking loser, want a wife?
Pity no girl wants you.
Any woman will use a knife
The second you come near.
Chauvinism is never winsome
When coupled with a dim son.
Fucking loser, how’s your mom?
Are you still her “handsome boy?”
I bet you bang her like a fucking drum
Since she’s your one and only fan.
When are you moving out Chris Chan?
Oh wait, you don’t have a plan.
Fucking loser, your art is shit.
Your writing is even worse.
Your plots are like your zits -
Scattered and too numerous.
How did you graduate from
Any school at all, you bum?
Fucking loser, your typos are appalling.
Honor roll is just a term you use
To stop the hate and “trawling.”
You butcher the English tongue
Through every comic and song;
You then sodomize it when you’re raging.
Fucking loser, I could go on –
There’s so much to hate and scorn.
Julie, Ivy, Jackie – you’re not a pawn
When you invite such clear deceit.
But then again, you lie and cheat
Whenever you enter a contest.
Fucking loser, get off the dole,
Right wingers hate your ilk.
Clowns like you are digging a deeper hole
For future voters to climb out of;
Socialism fits you like a glove
When you say you want more government.
Fucking loser, this is all
I have left to say to you.
There’s no way in hell
You can improve
Unless you shoot
Your mother and yourself.
Userboxes
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities. |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Asexual This user is a got-dang asexual. They don't want to be "cured", thank you very much. |
| BLANK | Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! |
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Musician: This user has listened to Chris Chan's caterwauling and would like to puncture her cochleae. |