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-{{Incomplete}}This page covers [[e-mails]] exchanged by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and others.
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-== Chris Emails 2004-2006 ==
-Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2004]], [[2005]], and [[2006]]
-February 2004
-An email sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.
-October 2005
-[[Nintendo]] sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.
-November 2005
-[[Megan]] sends an email to Chris about getting her a Tintin video.
-December 2005
-Chris tells Megan he'd like to go out with her to [[McDonald's]] before thanking her for pictures she sent him. Megan responds with an email asking him to stop trying to kiss her.
-May 2006
-Chris asks Megan for her number after telling her he's going to send her pictures of his stuff.
-June 2006
-Megan sends Chris two emails: one regarding the photos he sent her, and another telling him once again that she would like him to stop trying to make [[rape|unwanted advances]] to her.
-July 2006
-Megan sends Chris more mixed signals in an email, saying she believes he [[tracing|copies her art]] and her [[My Little Pony|interests]].
-August 2006
-Megan sends the controversial email containing the ever-famous quote, "If I was an ugly girl, you wouldn't even come near me would you?"
-September 2006
-Chris sends [[Anna]] an email, containing an eulogy to [[Patti]]. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a [[Homos|Bally Scratch]], and feeding her are lovely memories.
-== Chris Emails 2007 ==
-Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2007]]
-February
-An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the [[PVCC]] incident, is first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and [[Sonichu]]. Thus begins the Megan [[Saga]]...
-July
-Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. She says she will.
-August
-Chris [[Chris and Anger|rages]] at [[Sony]] about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have [[sex]] with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he voted for himself many, many, many times]]. He then says that he was just [[Stress|depressed]], not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.
-November
-The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a [[Blanca|girl]] to get some [[nudes]] of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things [[ED]] has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a [[troll]] as just a guy.) and then tells her about [[Joshua Martinez]] and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named [[Lori Lopez]]. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.
-December
-The worst love poem ever.
-== Chris Emails 2008 ==
-Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in [[2008]]
-January
-Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] was really written by her.
-March
-Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.
-June
-Chris asks a man name Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to [[Michael Snyder]]. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming [[Autism]] on everything; the [[love quest]]; the [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and Fashion|his wardrobe]]; the [[Medallion of Fail]]; and [[MySpace]].
-July
-Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is [[video games]]. [[Little Big Planet|This is not surprising]].
-August
-Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing it's power (apparently) and about how Megan from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Megan is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.
-September
-Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.
-'''I'll do the rest of the emails in a minute, stop being so pushy person who's reading this article!'''
-{{Emails}}
-[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

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