- Main article: Chris E-mails 2004-2006
An email is sent to Mary Lee Walsh, which does a magnificent job of showcasing Chris's humongous ego. Chris tells Mary that in exchange for killing any meeting between the two and the continued distribuftion of Sonichu News Dash, he will stop note-hanging and find more respect for both Mary and another administrator, Susan Hannifan. Mary ignores his requests, stressing the importance of a meeting. The meeting occurred on 9 February.
- Main article: Chris E-mails 2007
Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his PaRappa the Rapper contest entry. She says she will.
In another e-mail, Chris calls in a favor from Cole, requesting that he vote for his PaRappa the Rapper contest entry. Cole asks him to first convince Barb to tell him the identity of his biological father. This chore is begrudgingly carried through, with minimal effort of course. Cole is never given the true identity of his biological father, and Chris never receives his vote.
Chris rages at Sony about him losing the contest, and reveals that the only reason he wanted to win was because he wanted to have sex with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that he voted for himself many, many, many times. He then says that he was just depressed, not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.
The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a girl to get some nudes of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things ED has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a troll as just a guy) and then tells her about Joshua Martinez and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named Lori Lopez. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.
- Main article: Chris E-mails 2008
Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the Tale of the Crazy Pacer was really written by her.
Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.
Chris asks a man named Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to Michael Snyder. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming Autism on everything; the love quest; the Attraction Sign; his wardrobe; the Medallion of Fail; and MySpace.
Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters = FBI agents. He asks his Reverend to help him verify the identity of the women he meets online. He sends another email to Robert Simmons V. He talks about how ED is losing its power (apparently) and about how Meg from Family Guy is, in his eyes, pretty. Meg is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with Jason Kendrick Howell, and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a pedofork. It should be noted that in certain states of America, the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.
Chris claims to his Reverend that he has repented after being trolled by Blanca; in response, she sets him up with Rocky Shoemaker. Somebody has stolen Chris's YouTube account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.
Someone under the name mormonjesus dropped the following email in a rizon IRC channel. Its authenticity is not established, but it seems reminiscent of Chris' writing.
- Main article: Megan Emails, 2005-2006
Megan sends an email to Chris about getting her a Tintin video. This is the first documented Megan email.
Chris tells Megan he'd like to go out with her to McDonald's before thanking her for pictures she sent him. Megan responds with an email asking him to stop trying to kiss her.
Chris asks Megan for her number after telling her he's going to send her pictures of his stuff.
Megan sends Chris two emails: one regarding the photos he sent her, and another telling him once again that she would like him to stop trying to make unwanted advances to her.
Megan sends the controversial email containing the ever-famous quote:
- Main article: Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007
Chris sends Megan an apology about his recent behavior via email. Megan completely ignores the apology, starting on a different subject matter: how he portrays her characters. She then requests he stop drawing them with human-like characteristics.
Megan adds one more email to the "Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection, filled with complaints of his lack of personal space and her lack for needing money.
Chris introduces the legendary Soul Calibur video, along with some shitty poem about game consoles.
- Main article: Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007
Megan finally responds to his earlier emails, going on a well-reasoned rant:
After this, Megan goes on a month-long hiatus from checking her email, creating one more stack of useless emails from Chris. In them, he begs for her not to leave him and how he's not jealous of Adam Stackhouse any longer.
Megan comes back. She offers Chris things she no longer wants that she has found in her room, much like Chris's wardrobe. The two of them converse about cards, Crocs, an incident in the library, and Megan's then-boyfriend.
Chris brings up Evan's fanart and Lori. Megan is curious about Lori, asking for further explanation. Chris is quick to dismiss the question, talking about Pokemon once more. Megan tries to bring up Lori again while asking Chris to download music for her.
Chris replies to Megan about something completely different, disregarding her last email. This is the last Megan email of 2007.
- Main article: Megan Emails, 2008
Only one email was sent in January, in which Chris makes plans of him and Megan living together.
Megan asks Chris to remove any and all information of her on the internet, including pictures. Things seemed to be going alright, until it took the turn for the worst: Megan finds out about Chris's hand-drawn Rule 34 that he has drawn of the both of them.
She asks him to leave her alone for a while, and he mistakes her being scarred as a lack of sex knowledge. Chris manages to remove the image from ED, but only for a while. Megan gets fed up but Chris continues to pester her, claiming drawing the picture helped him from raping her. She repeatedly asks Chris to leave her alone.
The last of the Megan emails. Megan responds to an email Chris sent about his feelings, saying she can't trust him anymore. This brings the Megan Saga to a close.
Vivian Gee sends Chris an email, claiming to be the original creator of Sonichu, in an attempt to troll him. She also sends an email telling him to "get rid of that damn medallion" so girls will like him more.
Vivian contacts Chris after nine long months, sending him an email about Liquid. Chris responds with more regard to Sonichu than the matter at hand.
Vivian emails Chris about his recent comic. No reply. She then sends an email about how Jason is not to blame for most of the content on the ED page. Still no reply. After warning him about Blanca, SonichuFan1985 and Panda, Chris finally listens...only to talk about his beloved electric hedgehog Pokemon. Vivi sends two more emails concerning the fate of Sonichu that are never replied to.
Vivi sends three last emails to Chris about Blanca, his medallion, and to seek some psychiatric help. These also came with no reply.
Vivian sends our favorite manchild an interesting idea: A daily webshow with various segments on Chris and Sonichu. Chris "considers it", but it was never brought into action. A few days later, Chris tells Vivi to tell Clyde to stop picking on him. Vivi says she has no power over that, but does suggest he start cleaning up his act by getting a job and pay off his debts.
Chris informs Vivi that Clyde has hacked into his PSN account, costing him $15.98 of his $20 PSN card. He then asks Vivi to send him a check for the lost money, thinking Vivian is "taking the reigns [sic]" for Clyde. Vivian, like most would, does not send him the money.
Chris thanks the trolls for making him grow up to be a stronger person.
—Vivian's response, telling it like it is.
He then finds out that Vivian is getting paid for selling copies of his DVD. Enraged, Chris claims Vivi to be in violation "of the Counterfeit Laws". He asks her to scan her driver's license for proof of her identity, unaware that she does not drive a car. Realizing his false accusation, he asks her to upload her passport.
After no reply, Chris sends her death threats before blocking Vivian's email for two months.
Chris contacts Vivian for the first time since blocking her. He apologizes for his previous outbursts and asks for 25% of all the money she has, "and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the Audiobooks, and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks." Immediately, Vivian tells him to go fuck himself. Chris then asks Vivian to be his manager of business relations. Vivian says he'd be better off making a promotional video of his pitch for Sonichu.
The next few emails Chris sends are not as frequent, leaving Vivian to believe he's being a lazy shit as always. Chris is indeed being undoubtedly lazy, not working on Sonichu pages much of the Thanksgiving weekend.
- Main article: Blanca Emails, August 2008
Blanca sends Chris an email with an attachment of her Jiggliami character. Chris immediately requests that she wear high heels, thus taking his first step into making this character just another lifeless husk along with the rest of the females in his comic. Blanca agrees, because 'she's a diva and all.' Chris then creates an image of Jiggliami, and suggests that he mail her a physical copy for decorative purposes, under the assumption that his art is high quality. Blanca says she would love a copy. Without fail, he begins to hand her his neckbeard resume of interests, to which she responds to with a picture of a young "her" holding an electric guitar on a trampoline. Chris flirts with her here and there while discussing Jiggliami's future role in the comics.
Being the master of flirtation both verbal and written, Chris decides an appropriate topic of discussion to ease the young girls mind would be a talk about how the DING DANG DIRTY TROLLS have ruined his true and honest female protagonist's image after he recieves no response to a creepy message that really implied a relationship very horribly. Of course, he tries to add a bit of banter and cameraderie to the conversation with an overt Family Guy idiom.
Desperate and worried that the trolls had frightened her off, Chris sent another email with an apology for the actions of the DING DANG DIRTY TROLLS, and their jealousy of his Far superior class and financial position
After a bit of flirting and advice about internet safety Chris pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[Love Quest|agenda's]] success.
To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small Bonsai tree.
Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed to be buying into his autistic "game".
As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic. It takes only sentences, and Chris is FULL-ON raging about the ED trolls, offering Blanca something not many (lol oops) will see out of Sonichu: DELETED SCENES.