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[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]
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{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with [[Father Call|being shot]].<ref name="IRC"/>}}
 
'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.
 
When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[troll]]ed. 
 
When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives.
 
==Stress fact==
===Things that give Chris stress===
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]]
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* [[Pickles]]
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job.]]
* Anything requiring him to leave the house.
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures.
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him.]]
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism.]]
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself.]]
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual.
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality.]]
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.]]
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.]]
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.]]
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.]]
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.]]
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC"/>
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].
* Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]].
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]
* Being [[friend zone]]d.
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]].
* [[Megan|His hormones.]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.]]
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/> 
* Anything slightly inconvenient.
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for.
 
===Things that relieve Chris's stress===
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]].
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]".
 
===Things that Chris does when stressed===
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself.]]
* Cries
* Becomes less/more productive than usual.
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos.
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]].
* Sends [[death threats]].
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]].
* Crashes Into Slumber.
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively.]]
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]].
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref>
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]].
 
==References==
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

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