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{{quote|Even I could not believe it, but I was an Eye-Witness to Chris Smashing his own [[PSTriple]]. I had just gotten home from an outing with my family, when at about 4:00 on the afternoon of this Saturday the 28th, I saw Chris walk outside of his house with his Camera in one hand, a pair of workers gloves in his back pocket, and his PS3 in the other hand. I was curious, so I followed him to his backyard, where I watched from behind the gazebo. Thank God I was not seen by him. Yet Fuck Me for forgetting MY Camera.
{{quote|Mmm... when the [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|child]]- when the [[pedofork|child]] is actually coming into play, or somewhere around that point. Or, I might just keep y'all in the dark, and let y'all wait 'til after the child is born.|Chris [[November 2024 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run|during a livestream]], on whether he would announce a hypothetical baby. }}
 
Anyway, he had taken a busted Air Conditioner from his Junk Pile, placed his console onto it, placed the tripod to one side and detached the camera from it to get a close up of his fat face. I don't remember his shitty speech fully, but it was some stuff of finding peace within himself and was about to destroy the "vessel?" which held his "lonely, anguished self" from the past three years. Then he reattached the camera to the tripod, relocated it for a closer view, walked in front of it, put on the gloves, picked up the nearby brick and started WAILING on it. I was just all Shocked, I could barely move and believe my eyes. He was smashing the thing like asteroids at fucking Armageddon. He looked like he was not going to stop. But after a minute, he put down the brick, took off his gloves and turned the camera off. Also, he had removed the Removable cover with his decals on it; said he was keeping it as a momento or something. And he walked back to the house, carrying his camera and the pieces of his own Smashed PSTriple.
 
I would have posted sooner, but I was paralyzed with shock for hours; it was Horrifying to me. And later at about near 10:45 that night, I watched from the window of my room as he laid the smashed PS3 on his gravel driveway, and recorded Driving Over it with both of his Left Tires, about 4 or 5 times! My Shock continued more.
 
I finally recovered about a couple of hours ago, ate a Hungry Man Dinner; I could not eat at all since the first smashing. Then I remembered that I should really be posting this, so here I am.
 
OMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMG... |[[JenkinsJinkies]].}}
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“ Mmm... when the child- when the child is actually coming into play, or somewhere around that point. Or, I might just keep y'all in the dark, and let y'all wait 'til after the child is born. ”
Chris during a livestream, on whether he would announce a hypothetical baby.


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