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{{quote|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].
{{quote|Mmm... when the [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|child]]- when the [[pedofork|child]] is actually coming into play, or somewhere around that point. Or, I might just keep y'all in the dark, and let y'all wait 'til after the child is born.|Chris [[November 2024 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run|during a livestream]], in response to a [[ween]] asking him when he plans to announce the child he is allegedly having. }}
 
You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do [[Anger|isn't even funny]]. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your [[Crash into slumber|daily lives]] [[Creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[internet]]. Seriously? This <nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki> was [[Liquid Chris|dried up]] years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] [[Chris and health|It's sick.]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM]]. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris|hypocritical basement-dwelling]] [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], you should feel even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERK|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having [[My Little Pony|empathy and compassion for them]].
 
I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a [[Life Upgrade|life]] now, [[but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all [[Pull-up|made an effort]] to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on covert field missions and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[Julie|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. I never met him in person - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - and he friend requested me. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and treat him like a HUMAN BEING.
 
Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor |same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Prostitute|whore]], but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even [[JULAAAY|writing your own commentary anymore]].
 
[[Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.|Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.]]|William Elliot Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE.}}
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Latest revision as of 21:19, 24 November 2024

“ Mmm... when the child- when the child is actually coming into play, or somewhere around that point. Or, I might just keep y'all in the dark, and let y'all wait 'til after the child is born. ”
Chris during a livestream, in response to a ween asking him when he plans to announce the child he is allegedly having.


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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from Chris, or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable. Also, this is a wiki - PLEASE WIKIFY (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.

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