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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler for a third time on 2 February 2016.
 
== Highlights ==
 
Good ole Sir Arthur Spatchcock asked questions about some information about Chris's past he and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of horse manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Mr. Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.
 
==Transcript==
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Hello, Christine?<br/>
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, hello Arthur.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, how are you doing today?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm alright.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Fantastic—<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new quesitons, what are your inquiries?<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> The CWCki.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes...<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. Alright, well, fire away.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, that sounds very good.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's just horrible, why would someone do that?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the sterotypical reasons.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumours being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. <br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. <br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> That was funny.<br/>
[''brief silence'']<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font>'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> [''[[sigh]]''] <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> I am none of those things. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. <br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, okay. And—<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And are you getting along with your current congregation?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. <br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.<br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font>Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> And, do you go often?<br/>
<font color="#0033ff">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. <br/>
<font color="#009966">'''Arthur:'''</font> Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.<br/>
 
{{Transcript}}
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].
 
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