Difference between revisions of "Da Update (CWC-ism)"

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-Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7]].  As Chris's [[trolls|fans]] have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."
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-==Hey Guys! What's da update?==
-===February 6, 2009===
-* In a stunning correction of the previous video, Chris reveals that he was coerced by [[Clyde Cash]] into saying he was gay.  Clyde had threatened to kill Chris's [[gal-pal]] unless he "came out of the closet" and destroyed his [[vibrator]].  Ironically, this video caused many to learn for the first time that Chris owned a vibrator in the first place, cementing public opinion that Chris is ridiculously gay.  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOtfccOBqA0]
-===February 5, 2009===
-* Christian reveals that he's gay [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skl9VKgQCqQ]
-[[Category: CWC-isms]]