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Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7]].  As Chris's [[trolls|fans]] have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."
 
==Hey Guys! What's da update?==
 
===February 23, 2009===
Chris uploads a video tribute to [[Julie]], wherein he compares their newfound love with <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>.  In a shocking admission, Chris says he doesn't know very much about Shakespeare. 
 
Additionally, Chris appears to have completely convinced himself that [[Panda Halo]] died in the Australia bushfires earlier in the month.  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_HkfRe6-qY]
 
===February 20, 2009===
 
Video footage of Christian porking a [[sex doll]] and calling it [[Julie]] is released on the internet. [http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG]
 
===February 18, 2009===
 
Chris makes two new videos,  One a shoutout to Sarah May apologising for what he said in a conversation with her and pleading her not to commit suicide [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgwgHSjWcfY] and a second retracting his comments of his hatred towards homosexuals [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzGgE36ufk].
 
===February 16, 2009===
 
Christian posts the first three pages of Episode 19 from [[Sonichu 9]].  That's right, he started work on this issue on December 1, and ten weeks later all he has to show for it is the cover and three pages.  Three ''uncolored'' pages. [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/SchuComic10P1.htm]
 
===February 12, 2009===
 
Christian opens an all-new adults-only section of his website, [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack].  The site effectively serves as a repository for the various [[Rule 34]] drawings Chris had previously put into [[Sonichu 8]] and on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.
 
===February 10, 2009===
 
*Chris cleans up his room to honor a promise he made to [[Clyde Cash]].  Also, Chris finally exposes the [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] impostors as frauds.  In reaction to his discovery, the rest of the world population was reported as saying "Well, <i>duh</i>." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ruzvV9XWc] 
 
===February 8, 2009===
 
* Christian announces the new new new location of his Sonichu website, [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com].  He also refers to the recent wildfires in Victoria, Australia, and worries that [[PandaHalo]] may be have been killed in the blaze (even though she lives over 1,000 kilmoeters away in South Australia) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEYKSNZ7CWw]
 
===February 6, 2009===
 
* In a stunning correction of the previous video, Chris reveals that he was coerced by [[Clyde Cash]] into saying he was gay.  Clyde had threatened to kill Chris's [[gal-pal]] unless he "came out of the closet" and destroyed his [[vibrator]].  Ironically, this video caused many to learn for the first time that Chris owned a vibrator in the first place, cementing public opinion that Chris is ridiculously gay.  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOtfccOBqA0]
 
===February 5, 2009===
 
* Christian reveals that he's gay [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skl9VKgQCqQ]
 
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