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Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7]].  As Chris's [[trolls|fans]] have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."
 
==Hey Guys! What's da update?==
 
 
{{Ongoing}}
===03 May 2009===
Chris makes a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]]  complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself.  Additionally, Chris's [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|letter to Unilever]] video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation.
 
===01 May 2009===
Chris, looking unusually dapper, posts yet another [[For My Sweetest Ivy|extremely creepy video]] where he tells Ivy his ideal plan for when she arrives in Virginia, all while talking to her like she's a dog. He wastes no time getting right into the sexual stuff. He also posts [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|an extremely homophobic video]] wherein he admonishes da homos for using AXE body spray, citing the commercials as an example that said body spray is only to be used by straight men to attract straight women. He then posts [[CWC Letter to Unilever|another video]] of him reading a letter he plans to mail to Unilever about this "issue". 
 
Chris also attempts to make a [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Chris-chan_Wikipedia_Page|page on Wikipedia]] about himself to counter the ED page's "lies." It is promptly removed.
 
==Archive==
[[Da update/Archive:April 2009|April 2009]] |
[[Da update/Archive:March 2009|March 2009]] |
[[Da update/Archive:February 2009|February 2009]]
 
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[[Category: CWC-isms]]
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