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{{welcome|Champthom}}
{{welcome|Champthom}}
Crass, if you genuinely want to contribute to CWCki, try to read the above stuff, also in addition to some articles to get a flavor of articles (I will give you some leniency as Clyde has a similar problem in writing articles with an encyclopedic tone). You might get away with lulzy faggotry on PVCC (at least, before you got banned, lolololol), #sonichu, Mumble, etc. but I won't tolerate that bullshit here. Also, sometimes silence is golden. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:31, 13 November 2009 (CET)
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== PRO TIP ==


:*Hi, I heard that you were an important troll, but I also got the impression that your identity was supposed to be a secret to protect you from newfags. As for me, I have read about Chris extensively but only started editing cwcki recently. Anyways, I was curious to know: would you say that the trolling of Chris-Chan is nearing an era where some trolls actually cause him more harm than good? I mean, I noticed that in your call with Chris, you made him agree to get more exercise, which seems like a refreshing way to punish a fatass for being fat. The idea of trolls improving Chris and has stuck in my mind since I read something about the possibility on the [[white knight]] page, and, since you have had direct interaction with Chris and seem to be a relatively major player in the CWC scene, I was wondering what your thoughts were on the matter. Thanks for reading. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 04:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)
When you use the [[:Template:Welcome|Welcome template]]:
:*Cool input. So, have you heard about the biography that's being written for Chris? Apparently it'll be a while before they start asking the high-level trolls (like the elusive Liquid) for interviews and stuff, but since you have a CWCki account, it seems like you might be in on the project. Thanks. --[[User:Fabrosi|fabrosi]] 00:45, 14 December 2009 (CET)
# be sure to replace your name after the |, so it'd be <nowiki>{{Welcome|CrassCrab}}</nowiki>. Looks like you copy and pasted it from a time I did it, so it keeps linking to my user page. Nothing wrong with that, new people are welcome to ask me stuff, but since you extended it maybe you'd like to do it too.
# be sure to sign after you do it, so people know who you are (it's four ~ in a row).


==I am a greater and more powerful wizard==
The more you know.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:20, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
== '''Your feeble powers, along with that of Champthom pale in comparison to my own, CrassCrab! Forfeit your castles or face my wrath!''' ==
 
''Love,'' [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:14, 25 December 2009 (CET)
== MAKE CRASS AN ADMIN ==
:*No. --[[User:Champthom|The Great and Beneficent Champthom, Seventh Degree Dark Wizard, Bearer of the Unbearable Book of Utter Destruction, Certified Professional Accountant who has powers greater than Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, who in turn has powers that by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:37, 26 December 2009 (CET)
 
::*Fuck you all. --[[User:Clydec|The King of Iron Chefs who has the most powerful Chinese cooking techniques of all time, Proud Owner of the greatest Hamster-Zombie hybrid of all time, Master of all that stands before him, Leader of the greatest crime syndicate since the Yakuzas, Universe's greatest Starcraft player and winner of the Evil King Tournament '07, Clyde Cash, the greatest human or cyborg ever to be built or birthed, the most universally hated or loved chess player, the King of Sweet Stuffs, the Bender to his Fry, who transcends history and the world, with the greatest tale of a sword, who will, in fact, take you for a ride and will eat a delicious peppermint candy on a sweet summer's day.]] 23:50, 26 December 2009 (CET)
DO IT CHAMP, IF I CAN'T GET POWERS, NO ONE CAN EXCEPT CRASS [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:07, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:::*Hey, wizard chef guy.  Get in the kitchen and make me some goddamn food, I never said you could come out here and shout at us. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:59, 26 December 2009 (CET)
 
::::*I will make food that will destroy your innards. --[[User:Clydec|God of all that dares live, the one who will most certainly take you for a ride, the legendary Fifth Beatle that is never spoken of, the greatest children's card game player who is more American than Bandit Keith, commander of the Greatest Bears of all, the most universally voted best person of all time '06, who is also the King of Iron Chefs who has the most powerful Chinese cooking techniques of all time, Proud Owner of the greatest Hamster-Zombie hybrid of all time, Master of all that stands before him, Leader of the greatest crime syndicate since the Yakuzas, Universe's greatest Starcraft player and winner of the Evil King Tournament '07, Clyde Cash, the greatest human or cyborg ever to be built or birthed, the most universally hated or loved chess player, the King of Sweet Stuffs, the Bender to his Fry, who transcends history and the world, with the greatest tale of a sword, who will, in fact, take you for a ride and will eat a delicious peppermint candy on a sweet summer's day and will create darkness and blight to those who dare blink in this world which was created by him.]] 00:23, 27 December 2009 (CET)
== UNDO QUESTION ==
 
Hey, hope you don't mind me asking this here. That recent guy who has been going around vandalizing pages has been adding a lot of text into the pages. Whenever I try to hit undo I just get a server error due to the size but you seem to manage reverting those easily. Is there some trick to doing it or is it just because my computer is shit? Next time I see it happen I would like to be able to help incase nobody else is around. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 08:59, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
*I also get the error, but since I'm a jerkop I don't have to go into the actual edit, I can just hit rollback on the recent changes page. It's really not that big of a deal just letting the vandalism remain until a jerkop or admin gets around to reverting it. For now my biggest concern is people antagonizing the vandals, like Eniggy has been doing, thus why I blocked him for a day. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:05, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
** Oh I see! Thanks for telling me, I'll just relax and trust that the jerkops are watching. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 09:09, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
*Somebody is usually around. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:12, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
 
== Speculation ==
 
Did you move it before deleting it, that is the question. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:*a bit late for that, we had to get rid of it permanently to reduce memory usage. i'm sure better speculation can be fostered on the new forum. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 13:58, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::You forget that you can undelete on wikis. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:00, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:::*you forget i have database permissions and can permanently remove things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:01, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::::Correction, you can undelete on NORMAL wikis. Ones that work properly without needing to butcher the database. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:05, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::*this decision is beyond you. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:06, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
Mommy! Daddy! Stop fighting! [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 14:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
 
== "Chris would never harm a child intentionally"... so pedophiles would? ==
 
[[Talk:Pedofork|"Chris isn't a pedophile, just stupid. Any and all seemingly pedophiliac "evidence" can easily be attributed to his ignorance. Chris would never harm a child intentionally."]] Neither a pedophile would. Pedophilia is not a choice and its kinda lacking in empathy to say that pedophiles would hurt a child intentionally. Its the same as saying that heterosexuals would hurt women intentionally. It is simply not true. Most pedophiles would never hurt a child. [[User:Philips|Philips]] 20:14, 1 February 2012 (PST)
:*Children don't have the capacity to understand or give consent to sexual activity. So pedophilia is the same thing as a heterosexual who rapes a girl that is drugged on rufies or is mentally retarded or otherwise incapable of making an informed choice. Bottom line, don't be a pedophilia apologist. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 12:12, 23 February 2012 (CST)

Latest revision as of 13:12, 23 February 2012

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PRO TIP

When you use the Welcome template:

  1. be sure to replace your name after the |, so it'd be {{Welcome|CrassCrab}}. Looks like you copy and pasted it from a time I did it, so it keeps linking to my user page. Nothing wrong with that, new people are welcome to ask me stuff, but since you extended it maybe you'd like to do it too.
  2. be sure to sign after you do it, so people know who you are (it's four ~ in a row).

The more you know.--Champthom 19:20, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

MAKE CRASS AN ADMIN

DO IT CHAMP, IF I CAN'T GET POWERS, NO ONE CAN EXCEPT CRASS Clydec 16:07, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

UNDO QUESTION

Hey, hope you don't mind me asking this here. That recent guy who has been going around vandalizing pages has been adding a lot of text into the pages. Whenever I try to hit undo I just get a server error due to the size but you seem to manage reverting those easily. Is there some trick to doing it or is it just because my computer is shit? Next time I see it happen I would like to be able to help incase nobody else is around. -- Lunachu 08:59, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

  • I also get the error, but since I'm a jerkop I don't have to go into the actual edit, I can just hit rollback on the recent changes page. It's really not that big of a deal just letting the vandalism remain until a jerkop or admin gets around to reverting it. For now my biggest concern is people antagonizing the vandals, like Eniggy has been doing, thus why I blocked him for a day. CrassCrab 09:05, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
    • Oh I see! Thanks for telling me, I'll just relax and trust that the jerkops are watching. -- Lunachu 09:09, 12 September 2010 (PDT)
  • Somebody is usually around. CrassCrab 09:12, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

Speculation

Did you move it before deleting it, that is the question. --Anonymax 13:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

  • a bit late for that, we had to get rid of it permanently to reduce memory usage. i'm sure better speculation can be fostered on the new forum. Clydec 13:58, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
You forget that you can undelete on wikis. --Anonymax 14:00, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
  • you forget i have database permissions and can permanently remove things. Clydec 14:01, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
Correction, you can undelete on NORMAL wikis. Ones that work properly without needing to butcher the database. --Anonymax 14:05, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
  • this decision is beyond you. Clydec 14:06, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Mommy! Daddy! Stop fighting! CrassCrab 14:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

"Chris would never harm a child intentionally"... so pedophiles would?

"Chris isn't a pedophile, just stupid. Any and all seemingly pedophiliac "evidence" can easily be attributed to his ignorance. Chris would never harm a child intentionally." Neither a pedophile would. Pedophilia is not a choice and its kinda lacking in empathy to say that pedophiles would hurt a child intentionally. Its the same as saying that heterosexuals would hurt women intentionally. It is simply not true. Most pedophiles would never hurt a child. Philips 20:14, 1 February 2012 (PST)

  • Children don't have the capacity to understand or give consent to sexual activity. So pedophilia is the same thing as a heterosexual who rapes a girl that is drugged on rufies or is mentally retarded or otherwise incapable of making an informed choice. Bottom line, don't be a pedophilia apologist. ALBASPERCHU 12:12, 23 February 2012 (CST)
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