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CWC propaganda of Billy Mays.

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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
NOW, I WAS NEVER APPOINTED MAYOR OF CWCVILLE, VIRGINIA; MISS ALLISON AMBER WAS APPOINTED VICE-MAYOR UPON BEING ORIGINALLY HIRED, SO SHE HAS BEEN RUNNING CWCVILLE VERY WELL DURING MR. CHANDLER'S ABSENCE INTO THE DIFFERENT DIMENSION.

ANYWAY, I AM HERE TODAY TO PUT MY "KABOOM" ON THIS GOOD C-VILLE, HAND-DRAWN AND RUN WELL BY THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE STRIPE-SHIRTED HERO; A TRUE PATRIOTIC AMERICAN.

**Dedicated to Mr. Billy Mays II; Please Come Back Soon.
Charlottesville, VA would be happy to have you and yours attend one of our Dogwood Festivals.

I Salute You, Good Sir.
Christian Weston Chandler.

CWCVILLE HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, AS PURE BEAUTIFUL AND MAJESTIC AS THE DOGWOOD TREE. YET IT SHINES BRIGHTER THAN, AND WITH, SONICHU AND ROSECHU'S COMBINED THUNDERBOTS, AS PORTRAYED EVERY JULY 4TH BEFORE THE FIREWORKS AT CWCVILLE PARK.
CWCVILLE IS AS WELL- RESPECTED AS CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA; DO NOT DIS EITHER CITY, THEIR PURE GLO COMMUNITIES, OR CHRISTIAN CHANDLER HIMSELF. IT IS COOL TO RESPECT AND HONOR HIM AS YOU WOULD YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. COME TO CWCVILLE WITH A GOOD HONEST HEART, AND A WARM SMILE, AND WE WILL WELCOME YOU WARMLY. :)
I WILL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT DOGWOOD FESTIVAL.