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{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abiltites as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris on stress<ref name="IRC" />}}
 
'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.
 
When pressed on his 'high-functioning' autism and eventually learning that he cannot get away with blaming everything on said [[autism]], Chris discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing 'stress' with 'depression', refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.
 
When under the effects of stress, Chris will typically post videos without his glasses and talk in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling stressed that Chris will opt to remove himself from the internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]], usually accompanied by his latest [[Troll|sweet heart]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives.
 
==Things that give Christian stress==
 
* [[CWCki]].
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]].
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* "[A] father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump".<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>
* A [[Bob|father]] who doesn't wash his hands.<ref name="IRC20081231" />
* [[Pickles]].
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job]].
* Anything requiring him to leave the house.
* Doing any chores in the [[house]].<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] outlining his many [[fail]]ures.
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]].
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]].
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]].
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]].
* [[Homo|His daily struggle against becoming homosexual]].
* Being accused of homosexuality.
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality]].
* [[Blanca|Finding out his internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his internet girlfriend died in a brushfire]].
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident]].
* [[Julie|Finding out his internet girlfriend is a 13 year old boy]].
* [[Ivy|Finding out his internet girlfriend doesn't exist]].
* [[Kacey|Finding out his internet girlfriend is marrying someone else]].
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC" />
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].
* Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]].
* Being [[Chris and his ego|criticized]] or [[White knight|corrected]].
* Being [[friend zone]]d.
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]].
* [[Megan|His hormones]].<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Anything slightly inconvenient.
* Anything that Autism isn't an excuse for.
 
==Things that relieve Chris's stress==
* [[Mass debating]].<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a sweetheart resetting his [[biological clock]].
* The prospect of having a "sex time."
 
==Things Christian does whilst stressed==
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself]].
* Cries.
* Becomes less/more productive than usual.
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos.
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]].
* Sends [[death threats]].
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]].
* Crashes Into Slumber.
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>Chris Drops the N-Bomb</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively]].
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]].
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and furry avatars.<ref>[[Mailbag 42]]</ref>
 
==Sauces==
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]

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