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| It all started when I was surfing TVTropes one day, and came across a page for Sonichu. I thought "how bad could it get?" While the comic was lousy enough, Chris's life is better than any TV show. Sadly, that TVTropes page is gone now.
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| One little note: The one time I went to the Pokémon Trading Card League, it was at the Books-A-Million that Chris volunteered at. I know that Chris worked the place at the time I went, because it was before the Neo (Gold and Silver) series cards. I only remembered getting gypped out of my Zapdos in a lousy trade and then losing to a creative player that kept bending the rules, and neither involved Chris.
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| My project, Chris-Chan: Rock Band : [[User:16BitAlex/Chris-Chan Rock Band]]
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| It's sad that I don't even have anything resembling experience to put on a [[Chris's resume|resume]], or even a [[Son-Chu|driver's license]]. However, I have a reason for both. I am in college on practically a full scholarship (meaning a job would be an obstacle to my study and play), and I was too young to take driver's ed the year it was offered. I am still searching for a job, though. Unfortunately, no experience, so I'm resorting to listing former teachers as references, like Chris did. So, instead of making dating education mandatory, I would make a part time job and a driver's license necessary for graduation.
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| Of all of Chris's sweethearts and gal-pals, I think Ivy was the prettiest, going by both the drawings of her and the photographs that were supposedly of her in "Boyfriend". I love red hair. On the flip side, JULAAAY! was by far the least attractive.
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| Oh, and I was the one who rediscovered the Pastebin containing the Kacey date recently. Thanks to whoever mirrored it.
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| ==Chris connections==
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| We both:
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| * are fans of Sonic, Pokémon, and Guitar Hero
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| * went to Chesterfield County Public Schools
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| ** failed English in 10th grade only to make honor roll status upon graduation
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| * have a link to Leonard Bearstein. He gave Chris his name, I had a teddy bear of him when I was younger
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| * are out of shape, though I'm much less out of shape than he is.
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| * hate a certain food. Him, [[pickle|pickles]]. Me, apples.
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| ==Major differences==
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| * Chris struggles to play Guitar Hero on Hard Guitar, ignores Bass, and probably would fail out of even Easy Vocals. (I don't know what difficulty he plays drums on). Meanwhile, I play Expert Guitar/Bass, Hard Vocals, and Hard Drums, and am quickly progressing through Expert Drums.
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| * He's on PS3, and his music game of choice is Guitar Hero. I'm on Hex-Box, and I prefer Rock Band.
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| * Like Liquid, I play the real guitar. Unlike Liquid, I play mostly electric.
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| ==RuleCWC forum==
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| My days are numbered. Ban me for founding the opposition. We all know the resistance to an empire always fails. I, however, slept through history class.
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| ==Userboxes==
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| {{Straight}}
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| {{Virgin with rage}}
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| {{God Complex}}
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| Because of the first three, I'm the fourth. After all, why would any girl settle for an Asian man with Asperger's when they can have a neurotypical (and therefore genius) white or black man? Another obstacle is my restrictions on potential sweethearts, somewhat similar to Chris: natural blonde or red hair, non-brown eyes (the first two by default excluding minority women), not too much older than me, not a [[hambeast]], etc. I would not exclude a minority woman from being a friend, but she would be permanently friend zone.
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| The big difference is that I don't want children, or at least my own, unlike Chris and his dream of fathering [[Crystal]]. I would not want to saddle my kids with an increased risk of autism, lest my kids end up being the next Chris, trolled by your superior neurotypical kids.
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| In fact, I am all for aborting autistic babies. Since it is unethical to kill a living autistic, we must do the next best thing and prevent the birth of any more. Since a brain that comes out wrong is very hard to fix, this is the only way to truly cure autism.
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