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*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | *...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | ||
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | ||
*...that Chris really cannot [[Fridays After Five|dance]]? | |||
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*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | *...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | ||
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*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | ||
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]? | *...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]? | ||
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]? | |||
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? | |||
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*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | *...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | ||
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*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | *...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | ||
*...that thanks to information from a [[User:JenkinsJinkies|trusted field agent]], we know Chris has built a [[Talk:ModNation_Racers|Beta Cwcville Track]]? | |||
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
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*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | *...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | ||
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']] | *...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']] | ||
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | |||
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*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King? | *...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King? | ||
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*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | *...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | ||
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts? | *...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts? | ||
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | |||
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | ||
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*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | *...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]? | *...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Chris_and_rape#Chris as a rapist|would probably rape a woman]] if he wasn't so [[obesity|fat]] and lazy? | |||
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*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | *...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | ||
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*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | *...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | ||
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | |||
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*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | *...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | *...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]? | |||
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*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | *...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | ||
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:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | :*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | ||
:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | :*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | ||
*...that Chris gave up free sex with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? | |||
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