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[[Image:Miscreantslogo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Miscreants logo]]
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[[File:Original Miscreants1.png|thumb|right|150px|The [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] founding members of the Miscreants.]]
{{quote|La li lu le lo, la li lu le lo...|[[Metal Gear Solid|WHO ARE THE MISCREANTS?!]]}}
{{quote|Ya'll making me nervous right now!|Chris on The Miscreants}}
'''The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants''' (aka "'''The Miscreants'''") was a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] man-children from getting [[love quest|laid]]. Because of a lucrative promotional deal with [[Nintendo]], the Miscreants were briefly known as '''The Mewscreants''' in [[April 2009]].
 
While online wars have been waged, more recently [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in Pickle Suits]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his [[Emily|date]], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, but when he temporarily went missing, [[Vivian Gee]] became his successor via a rigged poll on their website.
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==History==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|The Miscreants at their annual Ancient and Secret convention.]]
On 23 [[February 2009]], The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. Several [[Secret Weapon|"HA-HA, I got you!"]] videos were made, all with false information. To deal with these [[Trolls|Internet bullies]] Chris resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|babbling incoherently]].
 
After the disappearance of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description read "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."
 
On 28 [[June 2009]], due to bad real estate investments and the financial crisis, the Miscreants declared bankruptcy and disbanded.
 
[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|Or did they...?]]
 
[[Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|thumb|right|The Miscreants was an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."]]
 
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