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{{quote|It's nice to have kids.|Borb's rationale for having children, as told to Chris for a [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Parenting_Interview|high-school assignment]].}} | |||
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Bob and Barb's (often collectively referred to as "Borb" by trolls and observers) '''parenting''' of Chris is an important factor in how he ended up the way he did. | |||
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{{quote|I have everything that I have ever wanted except a mother's love.|Cole Smithey}} | |||
Barb believes Cole's bitterness towards her is rooted in rumors from nefarious family members and brain damage from a head injury he suffered as a child. <ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]], [[Jackie E-mails 27]], [[Cousin Al#Bowling Outing]]</ref> | |||
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===Bob=== | ===Bob=== | ||
Unlike Cole, neither of Bob's biological children have ever divulged information about their childhoods | |||
said he "no friendship" from them in 1979 in [[Bob's_Letters_to_Chris#Open_Letter_-_December_26th,_1987|his first letter to Chris]] | |||
and Cole claimed to have "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob" | |||
1987 | |||
Carol was, for whatever reason, distant enough to not attend his funeral | |||
==Bob and Chris== | |||
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Bob has been generally seen as the better of Chris's parents by onlookers, though this may be damning him with faint praise. | |||
Chris often had trouble getting along with his father and would claim Bob was prone to starting "more arguments than flies in a garbage dump" ([[Chris and English|almost always with that exact wording]]). | |||
==Chris== | ==Barb and Chris== | ||
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Revision as of 17:13, 21 February 2026
| “ | It's nice to have kids. | ” |
| Borb's rationale for having children, as told to Chris for a high-school assignment. | ||
Bob and Barb's (often collectively referred to as "Borb" by trolls and observers) parenting of Chris is an important factor in how he ended up the way he did.
Borb and their previous children
Barb
| “ | I have everything that I have ever wanted except a mother's love. | ” |
| Cole Smithey | ||
Barb believes Cole's bitterness towards her is rooted in rumors from nefarious family members and brain damage from a head injury he suffered as a child. [1]
visited
Bob
Unlike Cole, neither of Bob's biological children have ever divulged information about their childhoods
said he "no friendship" from them in 1979 in his first letter to Chris
and Cole claimed to have "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob"
1987
Carol was, for whatever reason, distant enough to not attend his funeral
Bob and Chris
Bob has been generally seen as the better of Chris's parents by onlookers, though this may be damning him with faint praise.
Chris often had trouble getting along with his father and would claim Bob was prone to starting "more arguments than flies in a garbage dump" (almost always with that exact wording).
