My Little Pony

My Little Pony is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8 that Chris is into because of Megan. Chris has several ponies made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair). The homemade ponies varies between being balant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, who's origin is obvious.

In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right...

The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness

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External links

• Wikipedia article on My Little Pony
• Chris's MLP collection photoset download