Difference between revisions of "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"
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(cut) (A close-up of Sonichu and Rosechu kissing under some fireworks appears) Mine and the first romantic attempt, and I did an awesome fucking job. | (cut) (A close-up of Sonichu and Rosechu kissing under some fireworks appears) Mine and the first romantic attempt, and I did an awesome fucking job. | ||
(cut) (A close-up picture of the Sonichu game for Gamecube appears) Here's another one. (cut) And that corner tag came from an original "Only for Gamecube" title that was originally...a Gamecube title but then later it expanded to other consoles. Damn X-box. | (cut) (A close-up picture of the Sonichu game for Gamecube appears) Here's another one. (cut) And that corner tag came from an original "Only for Gamecube" title that was originally...a Gamecube title but then later it expanded to other consoles. Damn X-box. | ||
"Chemical X?" "No, cherry cola" | "Chemical X?" "No, cherry cola." | ||
A favorite classic ad. Oh yeah, here comes a laugh. "I'm Robotnik, Robotnik du du du du du Robotnik Robotnik du du du du du duuuu" "Hahahahaha" | |||
(cut) What's the differnce between Amy and Rosechu? Long tale. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now While they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co. | |||
(cut) Only for the straight man. Axe. He use the Orizon--Orion scent. "May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?" "Yeah I'll let you orbit my belt...as long as you want until midnight hahaha yeah! Jackpot!" | |||
(cut) And now something completely different. An Inuyasha parody, very good. | |||
(cut) Hey, hey. The gang's all here. What the heck do we care? What the heck do we care? | |||
(cut) Here you are, two famous ladies. | |||
Revision as of 05:10, 26 July 2009
Video from 26 July 2009 where Chris asserts he is real.
Summary
Titled "I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts", this video discusses his videos singing about gay pride, among other things. Notable for Chris-Chan's first use of annotations, to great effect.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Hi! Christian Weston Chandler here! And I am here to dispel a big, fat thing. [cut] The Ok2bgay sign. [cut] When I first read the lyrics I was being blackmailed into doing this. [cut] I felt queasy [dramatically removes glasses] from the first time I looked at the very first line [dramatically discards glasses] of that damn, dirty song. [0:30] But then later, a friend made me realise, uh a friend told me that it was originally done as a mockery! A mockery by the damn Tomboy. A mockery! So I went with that and did my own spin-off of [arms outstretched] Monty Python's Flying Circus! [Annotation: Really Stupid Flying Donkey] So therefore when I was saying it's okay to be gay I was saying it's okay to be STUPID! Stupid! That's one reason why I put that message in front of the video. Y'know, the word is stupid! The word is STUPID! The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! (four captions appear: "I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!", "I LOVE NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS!!!!!", "GIVE ME LIBERATED VAG!!!!!", and "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!") (cut) Would I even be doing this if I-- (cut) And look at me. Do I look like-- (nods in disagreement) No more of those stupid acquistion messages! (cut) Get it through your fucking individual damn dirty skulls! I am straight! Do not diss me anymore! Or you will further diss CWCville and the city of Charlottesville! (cut) But anyway, to prove another point that I am indeed the real Christian Weston Chandler. And that I am not that damn fucking damn imposter in brown! I am going to show you a history, (He reveals a black folder with a the cover picture of Sonichu Issue 0 on the cover) of close-ups. A close-up history. Let's have a look in here, shall we? (cut) (A close-up of the cover of Sonichu Issue 0 appears) Ah yes, the infamous classic handdrawn cover of the number 0 book. You can never, ever copy the handdrawn styles. No matter how hard you try. (cut) My art speaks for me. Now let's look at some more. (cut) Here's a one page I'm sure you remember. (cut) (A close-up of Sonichu defeating the Perfect Chaos Monster appears) Bad, bad Leeroy Brown. (cut) (A close-up of Sonichu and Rosechu kissing under some fireworks appears) Mine and the first romantic attempt, and I did an awesome fucking job. (cut) (A close-up picture of the Sonichu game for Gamecube appears) Here's another one. (cut) And that corner tag came from an original "Only for Gamecube" title that was originally...a Gamecube title but then later it expanded to other consoles. Damn X-box. "Chemical X?" "No, cherry cola." A favorite classic ad. Oh yeah, here comes a laugh. "I'm Robotnik, Robotnik du du du du du Robotnik Robotnik du du du du du duuuu" "Hahahahaha" (cut) What's the differnce between Amy and Rosechu? Long tale. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now While they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co. (cut) Only for the straight man. Axe. He use the Orizon--Orion scent. "May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?" "Yeah I'll let you orbit my belt...as long as you want until midnight hahaha yeah! Jackpot!" (cut) And now something completely different. An Inuyasha parody, very good. (cut) Hey, hey. The gang's all here. What the heck do we care? What the heck do we care? (cut) Here you are, two famous ladies.