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Captain's Log, Stardate: Christmas Day, 2009.
I'm not going to beat around the bush even though the title of the video is not very Christmassy,
I have to use the camera that gives me skips in the audio because my camera's battery is (?) (raises claw, sigh).
Anyway... I'm very angry at that Jack Thaddeus! He thinks he can get away with dragging the CWCipedia down into a hellhole
with the... ads he put up there. (sigh) It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! (pause, sigh) Anyways, he thinks he's all high and
mighty with that dang voices. (switches to an incredibly retarded voice, which is hard to understand) blah-de-blah-de-blah! (blows raspberry)

Revision as of 21:48, 25 December 2009

"Kill de Jack" (officially "12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4") is a video uploaded on 25 December 2009 where Chris calls for the murder of Jack Thaddeus on the feast of the Prince of Peace (which Chris admits is "not very Christmassey") and complains about the gay banner ads on CWCipedia and the recent Times Square billboard where he's drinking his own semen.

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Captain's Log, Stardate: Christmas Day, 2009.

I'm not going to beat around the bush even though the title of the video is not very Christmassy, I have to use the camera that gives me skips in the audio because my camera's battery is (?) (raises claw, sigh).

Anyway... I'm very angry at that Jack Thaddeus! He thinks he can get away with dragging the CWCipedia down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. (sigh) It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! (pause, sigh) Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voices. (switches to an incredibly retarded voice, which is hard to understand) blah-de-blah-de-blah! (blows raspberry)