Talk:Chris and his ego

To Do

I know there is so much more we can do on Chris's ego. His ego knows no bounds and it has to be documented somehow. I kicked it off after someone put the page up, but there's more to be done. MUCH more. --Blazer 03:32, 26 November 2009 (CET)

Oh man. I feel that this dude probably put up the page after I recently mentioned it as an idea on Requested pages. Well, okay, I feel some kind of responsibility now... I'll try to contribute to it, when I have a bit more time. --GokuGetEm 03:59, 26 November 2009 (CET)

Chris has ego issues like a hardcore heroin addict has self-control issues. This page could end up being huge.

Also, I kinda want to move it to "Chris and Egotism". I'm dumb like that. --Beat 04:57, 26 November 2009 (CET)

We could start with his comics portayal, including the self-indulging fantasies he has with the infamous Sub-episodes.

Okay, my two cents:

• How he thinks he's a celebrity;
• How he thinks every aspect of his life is of utter importance (just like us lol);
• How he thinks adding his name and CWCverse references to anything would actually improve its chances for success (case in point: Harvey Birdman ad);
• How he named his fictional town and every damn thing in it after his own initials;
• How he thinks the things he creates (not just the comics) are of much better quality than mere mortals do (case in point: fanart, and various contests he participated in);
• How he thought Kacey was attracted to THE TRUE AND HONEST CREATOR OF THE GODDAMN SONICHU, and not just to a funny guy who can play a mean guitar;
• How he can't let anyone be better than himself in anything (case in point: his reply to "Leonardo da Vinci" concerning inventions);
• How he still believes he has thousands of true and honest fans, and that all mail and fanart he gets is sent by his admirers, and hasn't got even a slight bit suspicious...

That's the ideas I've got for now. I'll try to put that down in a more coherent way maybe later maybe today. Well, if anyone else wants to do just that sooner, be my guest :) --GokuGetEm 05:18, 26 November 2009 (CET)

• If you're going to do this page, tread carefully. Stick to what Chris has actually said about himself and how great he is, and not just e-psychology about how he's narcissistic and the like. Your list thus far seems pretty good and reasonable but just adding this as a warning so it doesn't delve into e-psychology because really, if you want to hear some random faggots babbling on about why Chris is messed up, that's what PVCC and /cwc/ is for. --Champthom 09:45, 26 November 2009 (CET)

• Of course, it would be only based on real examples. However, I thought it should be based not only on what Chris said, but what he did also. Sometimes deeds speak louder than words. E.g., when he spent half of the Harvey "Dirdban" ad speaking about himself and Sonichu... because he actually thought it would make the ad more interesting, not less! He didn't explicitly say "I am great", but his actions spoke pretty clearly. Oh well. I swear I'll get down to writing it, maybe today even --GokuGetEm 10:08, 26 November 2009 (CET)

Chris thinks we hate him because we're jealous of his artistic genius and him making Sonichu first, according to him in Mailbag 5. Normally, I'd rage at something like this, but knowing that Chris is entirely unaware of the depths of our hate is comforting. --OFSheep 04:50, 29 November 2009 (CET)

This article is coming along great. However, if you finish Chris's references to his own ego in the comic and add an image for the intro to set the mood, then this could definitely be a featured article. --Champthom 12:40, 19 December 2009 (CET)

New article idea

Chris and Family Values

basically how he was raised and his idea and roles in a family

Yes/No?--Pikimon 07:28, 26 November 2009 (CET)

• Imo, it's a good idea. There would be a quick description of the messed-up Chandler family (you know, Cole Smithey, the things), Sonichu & Rosechu's family, Chris's thoughts on family life, etc. I would just suggest naming it "Chris and Family", for more easiness in use. --GokuGetEm 10:08, 26 November 2009 (CET)

• To be honest, I'm not really sure how much you can expand on this. There's some stuff about how Chris was disciplined as a child but it's not public yet, and one of the things Panda never released was the two of them playing house where Chris would role play how he would act as a father. If we had either, then we could definitely have an article but IMHO, at the moment, we could only say Bob and Barb don't give a fuck, that Chris would discipline Reginald for pissing in the ceiling, etc. --Champthom 00:18, 27 November 2009 (CET)

• I see what you mean, and probably you're right. The thing I was getting to, though, is: Chris wants to marry a girl asap, and give birth to a daughter (and maybe a son) asap, and at the same time doesn't have any idea what to do in a married life. All he thinks of is sex, sex, sex, kids and adventures, and this encompasses all of his views on family. But okay, probably, it's still not enough for an article. --GokuGetEm 13:26, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Thank of you guys for contributing things tot this long over-due article. I am going to work on it now. Jsks

Article renaming

The article itself is starting to look pretty good, but I think the name kinda sucks. I know there's a "Chris and..." series but I really think this can be renamed "Chris's ego." Thoughts? --Champthom 19:49, 30 November 2009 (CET)

• Maybe "Chris's view of reality"?--The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex 17:04, 2 December 2009 (CET)

• We already have Chris and reality and that discusses Chris's losing grip on reality, which is related to his ego but still a broader subject. --Champthom 18:54, 2 December 2009 (CET)

Quote

I remember an audio file where he says something to the effect of "The reason I can't keep a job is that I'm just too good at so many things, like a jack of all trades." I think that would be a great quote to pull for this article.--Robotnik 00:02, 1 January 2010 (CET)

• LOL, looked it up. It's in Mumble 3. I'll hafta listen to it and pull it out. --Blazer 00:08, 1 January 2010 (CET)

Merged Christian Love Day

Any comments on this? Griffintown 05:11, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

• Good move. He seems to think he deserves an IRL holiday for what is equivalent to a mini-Holocaust, on the same day the Nazi Party was founded, and which happened only in his imagination. If that isn't massive egotism... --SnorlaXBOX 05:18, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

• A "Fun" part to add when we will get his "insight" on this; The Nazi Death-Camps also "Processed" Homosexuals. The parallels are quite enlightening. Griffintown 05:29, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
• Imagine the look on his face when/if someone tells him his birthday and Christian Love Day are the same day as the Nazi Party's founding! --CWCAttack 05:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

• Damn, where's Clyde and Jack when you need them... ;) Griffintown 05:43, 9 January 2010 (UTC)