User talk:MoarLurk

Hi. I rolled back your edits on Wild Sonichu because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --Fuckingstupid 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Chris and his psyche

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? YawningSquirtleRedux 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--MoarLurk 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

• Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. YawningSquirtleRedux 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

• If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. Griffintown 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

• Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.YawningSquirtleRedux 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Observation: Koopa/Bowser

I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--Blazer 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

• In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --CWCAttack 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--MoarLurk 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Your thoughts on snorlax

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--Beat 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--MoarLurk 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --Dan Dash 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--MoarLurk 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe. --Dan Dash 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--MoarLurk 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--Dan Dash 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--MoarLurk 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)