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~~[[Image:Clown_Doll.jpg|thumb|left|The Clown Doll, in all its painful glory]]~~

~~[[Image:Clown_Doll_2.jpg|thumb|The doll, disguised as [[Clyde]] in a futile attempt to avoid a beating]]~~

~~[[Image:CLYDE IS SPY.jpg|thumb|One of our most valuable field agents]]~~

The '''Clown Doll''' is the unfortunate recipient of a great deal of [[Chris]]'s [[Chris and anger|rage]]. The doll is a small, stuffed toy with a [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red/white suit]], white hat, red hair and a white face. Chris does not seem to hold any resentment towards the doll itself, merely using it as an example for those subject to [[Vivian|his wrath]].

The origins of the doll are unclear, though it is likely Chris has had it since he was a small(er) child. It appears to be a cheap gift a relative might buy for a nephew or grandson as a hasty birthday present. It has been speculated on [[PVCC]] threads that it was picked up in a bargain bin somewhere. The true origins are unknown, but he clearly holds less affinity for this toy than he would for his hero, [[Optimus Prime]]. The thing you should take away from all this is that he still has a childhood clown doll sitting around his room... yeah.

In its [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#The_Director.27s_Cut|first appearance]], it was used as a stand in for [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris taped a picture of Clyde to the doll and proceeded to throw girly punches at it. At one point he tried to rip the head off the clown, only to have it slide through his greasy hands. This was declared a victory for the clown.

In the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|second appearance]], Chris demanded [[Vivian]] and other [[trolls]] cease their activity. To drive his point home, he repeatedly threw the clown at the [[PSEye|camera]]. Whether or not he hoped to translate this into actual physical harm to the troll viewers is unclear, but it can't be very good for the camera, likely leading directly to the sound trouble in his [[Brutal Legend|later videos]].

In the doll's third video appearance, the [[Sign Destruction Video]], the doll's hat was lost after Chris attempted to bite its head off. Fans of the doll will be relieved to know that the attack was unsuccessful.

~~==Appearances==~~

* 30 March 2009: [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]

* 4 September 2009 : [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]

* 6 September 2009: [[Sign Destruction Video]]

~~{{Relics of Fail}}~~

~~[[Category: Relics of Fail]]~~

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-[[Image:Clown_Doll.jpg|thumb|left|The Clown Doll, in all its painful glory]]
-[[Image:Clown_Doll_2.jpg|thumb|The doll, disguised as [[Clyde]] in a futile attempt to avoid a beating]]
-[[Image:CLYDE IS SPY.jpg|thumb|One of our most valuable field agents]]
-The '''Clown Doll''' is the unfortunate recipient of a great deal of [[Chris]]'s [[Chris and anger|rage]]. The doll is a small, stuffed toy with a [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red/white suit]], white hat, red hair and a white face. Chris does not seem to hold any resentment towards the doll itself, merely using it as an example for those subject to [[Vivian|his wrath]].
-The origins of the doll are unclear, though it is likely Chris has had it since he was a small(er) child. It appears to be a cheap gift a relative might buy for a nephew or grandson as a hasty birthday present. It has been speculated on [[PVCC]] threads that it was picked up in a bargain bin somewhere.  The true origins are unknown, but he clearly holds less affinity for this toy than he would for his hero, [[Optimus Prime]]. The thing you should take away from all this is that he still has a childhood clown doll sitting around his room... yeah.
-In its [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#The_Director.27s_Cut|first appearance]], it was used as a stand in for [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris taped a picture of Clyde to the doll and proceeded to throw girly punches at it. At one point he tried to rip the head off the clown, only to have it slide through his greasy hands. This was declared a victory for the clown.
-In the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_4th%2C_2009|second appearance]], Chris demanded [[Vivian]] and other [[trolls]] cease their activity. To drive his point home, he repeatedly threw the clown at the [[PSEye|camera]]. Whether or not he hoped to translate this into actual physical harm to the troll viewers is unclear, but it can't be very good for the camera, likely leading directly to the sound trouble in his [[Brutal Legend|later videos]].
-In the doll's third video appearance, the [[Sign Destruction Video]], the doll's hat was lost after Chris attempted to bite its head off. Fans of the doll will be relieved to know that the attack was unsuccessful.
-==Appearances==
-* 30 March 2009: [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
-* 4 September 2009 : [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]
-* 6 September 2009: [[Sign Destruction Video]]
-{{Relics of Fail}}
-[[Category: Relics of Fail]]

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