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*...that Chris will get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion? | *...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion? | ||
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[Navy|good drinks]] and [[Sex_toys|just necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | *...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[Navy|good drinks]] and [[Sex_toys|just necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]? | *...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]? | ||
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | *...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | ||
*...that [[BILLY MAYS]] was | *...that [[BILLY MAYS]] was the mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | ||
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | *...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | ||
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | ||
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]] | *...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | ||
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*...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|according to Chris]]? | *...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|according to Chris]]? | ||
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | ||
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*...that Chris | *...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | ||
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | ||
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*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]? | *...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]? | ||
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*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? | *...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]? | ||
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject? | *...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject? | ||
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*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | ||
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
*...that each American taxpayer pays | *...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | ||
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
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*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']] | *...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']] | ||
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*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] | *...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu| | *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | ||
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | *...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | ||
*...that [[Ivy]] was real? | *...that [[Ivy]] was real? | ||
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | ||
*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | *...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | ||
*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? | *...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? | ||
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*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
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*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity| is | *...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | ||
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | ||
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult? | *...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult? | ||
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