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{{welcome|Champthom}}
{{welcome|Champthom}}
Crass, if you genuinely want to contribute to CWCki, try to read the above stuff, also in addition to some articles to get a flavor of articles (I will give you some leniency as Clyde has a similar problem in writing articles with an encyclopedic tone). You might get away with lulzy faggotry on PVCC (at least, before you got banned, lolololol), #sonichu, Mumble, etc. but I won't tolerate that bullshit here. Also, sometimes silence is golden. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:31, 13 November 2009 (CET)
Crass, if you genuinely want to contribute to CWCki, try to read the above stuff, also in addition to some articles to get a flavor of articles (I will give you some leniency as Clyde has a similar problem in writing articles with an encyclopedic tone). You might get away with lulzy faggotry on PVCC (at least, before you got banned, lolololol), #sonichu, Mumble, etc. but I won't tolerate that bullshit here. Also, sometimes silence is golden. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:31, 13 November 2009 (CET)
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:*Hi, I heard that you were an important troll, but I also got the impression that your identity was supposed to be a secret to protect you from newfags. As for me, I have read about Chris extensively but only started editing cwcki recently. Anyways, I was curious to know: would you say that the trolling of Chris-Chan is nearing an era where some trolls actually cause him more harm than good? I mean, I noticed that in your call with Chris, you made him agree to get more exercise, which seems like a refreshing way to punish a fatass for being fat. The idea of trolls improving Chris and has stuck in my mind since I read something about the possibility on the [[white knight]] page, and, since you have had direct interaction with Chris and seem to be a relatively major player in the CWC scene, I was wondering what your thoughts were on the matter. Thanks for reading. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 04:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Cool input. So, have you heard about the biography that's being written for Chris? Apparently it'll be a while before they start asking the high-level trolls (like the elusive Liquid) for interviews and stuff, but since you have a CWCki account, it seems like you might be in on the project. Thanks. --[[User:Fabrosi|fabrosi]] 00:45, 14 December 2009 (CET)
==I am a greater and more powerful wizard==
== '''Your feeble powers, along with that of Champthom pale in comparison to my own, CrassCrab! Forfeit your castles or face my wrath!''' ==
''Love,'' [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:14, 25 December 2009 (CET)
:*No. --[[User:Champthom|The Great and Beneficent Champthom, Seventh Degree Dark Wizard, Bearer of the Unbearable Book of Utter Destruction, Certified Professional Accountant who has powers greater than Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, who in turn has powers that by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:37, 26 December 2009 (CET)
::*Fuck you all. --[[User:Clydec|The King of Iron Chefs who has the most powerful Chinese cooking techniques of all time, Proud Owner of the greatest Hamster-Zombie hybrid of all time, Master of all that stands before him, Leader of the greatest crime syndicate since the Yakuzas, Universe's greatest Starcraft player and winner of the Evil King Tournament '07, Clyde Cash, the greatest human or cyborg ever to be built or birthed, the most universally hated or loved chess player, the King of Sweet Stuffs, the Bender to his Fry, who transcends history and the world, with the greatest tale of a sword, who will, in fact, take you for a ride and will eat a delicious peppermint candy on a sweet summer's day.]] 23:50, 26 December 2009 (CET)
:::*Hey, wizard chef guy.  Get in the kitchen and make me some goddamn food, I never said you could come out here and shout at us.  [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction,  whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 23:59, 26 December 2009 (CET)
::::*I will make food that will destroy your innards. --[[User:Clydec|God of all that dares live, the one who will most certainly take you for a ride, the legendary Fifth Beatle that is never spoken of, the greatest children's card game player who is more American than Bandit Keith, commander of the Greatest Bears of all, the most universally voted best person of all time '06, who is also the King of Iron Chefs who has the most powerful Chinese cooking techniques of all time, Proud Owner of the greatest Hamster-Zombie hybrid of all time, Master of all that stands before him, Leader of the greatest crime syndicate since the Yakuzas, Universe's greatest Starcraft player and winner of the Evil King Tournament '07, Clyde Cash, the greatest human or cyborg ever to be built or birthed, the most universally hated or loved chess player, the King of Sweet Stuffs, the Bender to his Fry, who transcends history and the world, with the greatest tale of a sword, who will, in fact, take you for a ride and will eat a delicious peppermint candy on a sweet summer's day and will create darkness and blight to those who dare blink in this world which was created by him.]] 00:23, 27 December 2009 (CET)

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Crass, if you genuinely want to contribute to CWCki, try to read the above stuff, also in addition to some articles to get a flavor of articles (I will give you some leniency as Clyde has a similar problem in writing articles with an encyclopedic tone). You might get away with lulzy faggotry on PVCC (at least, before you got banned, lolololol), #sonichu, Mumble, etc. but I won't tolerate that bullshit here. Also, sometimes silence is golden. Srsly. --Champthom 18:31, 13 November 2009 (CET)