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~~{{Honest}}~~

~~[[Image:Duck.jpg|thumb|left|180px|QUACK QUACK]]~~

~~[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Even in the comic, it's bent. (Maybe he traced it.)]]~~

~~[[Image:Cwchatesducks.png|thumb|left|He does not like the ducks.]]~~

~~[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Indeed a monster.]]~~

~~{{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]</ref>}}~~

~~{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}~~

'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", since 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard, but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[2009#February|February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.

Chris's chode is bent at a horrifying 45 degree angle. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly, what's known medically as a [[Wikipedia:Fractured penis|fractured penis]]. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him.

Chris has used [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> He proudly claims his penis is 6 inches long;<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> however, this appears highly unlikely (even if he measured both segments). From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is smaller than average.

Knowing that Chris is a pathological liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez," and is overcompensating. On the off-chance that Chris is indeed not lying, he still proves that having a big penis isn't everything.

Chris at least understands that his cock is of no more than average size, and apparently regrets this fact. In an [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you."

Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.

~~==References by Chris==~~

~~[[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]~~

*One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"

*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''

*Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[white knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")

*In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a duck not his own.

~~==Sauces==~~

~~<references />~~

~~==See Also==~~

* [[Pickles]]

* [[Comeuppance]]

* [[Mass Debate]]

~~{{CWC-isms}}~~

~~[[Category:CWC-isms]]~~

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-{{Honest}}
-[[Image:Duck.jpg|thumb|left|180px|QUACK QUACK]]
-[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Even in the comic, it's bent. (Maybe he traced it.)]]
-[[Image:Cwchatesducks.png|thumb|left|He does not like the ducks.]]
-[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Indeed a monster.]]
-{{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]</ref>}}
-{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}
-'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", since 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard, but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[2009#February|February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.
-Chris's chode is bent at a horrifying 45 degree angle. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly, what's known medically as a [[Wikipedia:Fractured penis|fractured penis]]. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him.
-Chris has used [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> He proudly claims his penis is 6 inches long;<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> however, this appears highly unlikely (even if he measured both segments). From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is smaller than average.
-Knowing that Chris is a pathological liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez," and is overcompensating. On the off-chance that Chris is indeed not lying, he still proves that having a big penis isn't everything.
-Chris at least understands that his cock is of no more than average size, and apparently regrets this fact. In an [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you."
-Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.
-==References by Chris==
-[[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]
-*One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
-*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''
-*Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[white knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")
-*In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a duck not his own.
-==Sauces==
-<references />
-==See Also==
-* [[Pickles]]
-* [[Comeuppance]]
-* [[Mass Debate]]
-{{CWC-isms}}
-[[Category:CWC-isms]]

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