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[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|TRUE and ORIGINAL copyright of a TRUE and ORIGINAL character]]
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'''11122009 Red Letter CWC Certified Day''' is a video uploaded on 12 [[November 2009]] in which [[Chris]] proudly displays the certificate of his registration of the name, "[[Sonichu]]", which he received in the mail earlier that day. He is extremely jubilant and smug in this video, in stark contrast to 11 November's [[CWC is Sad]] in which he (''supposedly'') wept over the loss of [[Kacey]]. This is Chris's first [[Captain's Log]] since mid [[October 2009|October]].
 
Despite him having registered [[Sonichu]], it still stands that if he tries to publish anything ''Sonichu''-related, he will be in trouble. The comics themselves contain content that is already copyrighted, and the abortion that is Sonichu would be EXTREMELY hard to defend in a court of law, due to being confusingly similar to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
 
Nevertheless, Chris waves the certificate as proof that he is the [[CChanSonichuCWC|TRUE and HONEST CWC]]. The resilience of his ego remains astonishing. Even after the sustained stress inflicted by the drama with Kacey and Liquid Chris, one piece of paper is all it takes to confirm that he is right, the trolls are wrong, and he is back on his way to a successful career as a comic artist/game designer/genius auteur. This proves that either Chris's spirit is indomitable or that he cared so little about Kacey that the loss of their relationship meant nothing to him. [[Ego|Guess which.]]
 
Also notable is that the [[Medallion of Fail]] has made its less-than-triumphant return, suggesting that a number of the previous videos were not TRUE and HONEST. (It's more likely, however, that Chris simply forgot about the medallion rule during that period of time.)
 
The video features another demonstration of Chris's ignorance of the national anthem. He appears to be attempting a bastard hybrid of "Hail to the Chief" and "My Country, 'Tis of Thee", but, whatever it is, it bears no resemblance whatsoever to "The Star-Spangled Banner." His complete ignorance of American patriotic songs was [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|heard before in this video]].
 
'''SPOILER:''' Registering a fan character won't get you [[china]].
 
== Video ==
{{quote|IT IS OFFICIAL, Y'ALL! So, you Damn, Dirty Trolls Can Suck Your Own "[[Pickle|IT]]"! (:D}}
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{{Infobox/video
| name          = Red Letter CWC Certified Day
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|yJl4KhoLLZc}}
| imagewidth    = 250
| Stardate      = 12 November 2009
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga          = {{Clyde}} [[Clyde]] Saga [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt          = [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] The Referee
| previous      = [[CWC is sad]]
| next          = [[14 November 2009]]
}}</center>
 
=== Transcript ===
[''Chris is in a perky mood. He is once again sporting his [[medallion]] and [[pedo-glasses]]. The video is very jittery and has lots of audio skips.'']
 
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], Stardate November 12, 2009. It's now time for fan mail—well, not much fan mail, as it is, but a little something from the Virginia Library of Congress!
 
[''He holds an envelope up to the camera, with a return address from the United States Copyright Office.]
 
Let's take a look inside, shall we?
 
[''The camera wobbles wildly as Chris fumbles with the envelope. His pair of [[Plush Breasts]] is briefly visible.'']
 
Hm, whaddaya know? [''Removing glasses''] All the [[trolls]] have been lying after all! They have no registration.
 
[''He holds the "Certificate of Registration" up to the camera.'']
 
Read it and weep! Hm. But anyway, the signature, the seal, and a registration number...and the titles, and everything, this will be scanned and uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] today! So, ha! Middle finger to you, you damn trolling bastards!
 
[''He flips the bird at the camera.'']
[[Image:Ianfuckfail.jpg|thumb|How does one [[fail]] at showing the middle finger?]]
You can die and rot in hell, [[Clyde]]! You too, [[CChanSonichuCWC|Chris]]. Sorry, Kacey, but...that son of a bitch ain't got nothin' now. Oh, also, something else, you know?
 
[''He waves the letter around in front of the camera some more.'']
 
Front... and back! Information!
 
[''He points his index finger at...something.'']
 
So there! I am a true, I am the true, I am the man! I am the real creator! I am...Christian Weston Chandler, first name Christopher, Spanish nickname Ricardo, of [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. In the United States of America.
 
[''He performs a half-assed Cub Scout salute and begins singing, very badly.'']
 
"Hail thee, to the president, by gah-[''presumably trying to figure the word while saying it; video skips'']her 'tis of thee..." Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!
 
So everybody have a good day. And more stuff is to come, so keep it [''video skips''] and praying and that you will get it. Have a great day.
 
== Remixes ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Sonichu's Copyright Has just been revoked
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|KeCnTMpFqkE}}
| Stardate      = 12 November 2009
| Maker          = IBAClydeCash
| Subject        = [[Chris]]
| Video Type    = Remix
}}
 
==See also==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC is sad]]|nextlink=[[14 November 2009]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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