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The '''Hooker incident''' was an act of trolling in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of hookers to [[house|14 Branchland Court]] so [[Chris]] would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].


==Background==
After Chris's failed date with [[Emily]] gets ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Chris comes home only to find that a mysterious benefactor has provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him with his whole "Virgin with Rage" problem.
==Result==
Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[police]]. During his phone conversation with Emily, who else but [[Clyde Cash]] should show up and claim responsibility for the whole incident.
==Aftermath==
Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-date_conversation_transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]].
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Uh, hello?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris.</font>
<br>[''Chris talking in the background, indistinct'']
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Hello?</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.</font>
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' Is your refrigerator running?</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' Back off!</font>
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' Uoahh!</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!</font>
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poké Flute, quick!</font> ''(Note: the [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]])
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Okay! [inarticulate yell]</font>
[[Category:Trolling]]

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