Talk:CWCville Shopping Center

New To do

Someone with AutoCAD experience to decipher the files. I know the PDFs aren't the complete pictures... Clydec 23:33, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

To do

Let's add all the mall stores for the sake of reference. Also, the mall stores should stick to the actual mall stores Chris has indicated. Adding unfunny shit like "House of Pickles" and "Fanta 'N Cum" ruins insight into Chris's head. Next person who adds a store that isn't from Chris's mall plans gets BANNED. --Champthom 19:30, 22 September 2009 (CEST)

• I'm surprised he didn't make up more of the stores. Lots are more obscure, but only a few seem to come from his imagination (Christopher's Pizza, etc). I've added a subsection for the things that don't technically count as stores and I haven't counted all the restrooms yet but there's definitely more than a mall needs. SirCucumber 20:54, 22 September 2009 (CEST)

  According to Wikipedia this place is 1/5th the size of Mall of America. I don't make a habit out of counting the stores at my local mall, but isn't that an absurdly large store for a city in Virginia? Ensign disposable 22:58, 22 September 2009 (CEST)

• When it's the sole notable thing in your city, maybe not. More interestingly is that I recall someone on PVCC noting that the size of the mayoral office is roughly the size of an (American) football field which is pretty fucking huge for an office. --Champthom 14:14, 26 September 2009 (CEST)

• • The mall itself is also hugely out of proportion - look at how much empty space there is in the middle of the mall compared to the size of the stores. It's absolutely massive! Besides, are you even supposed to plan out what stores are in a mall when you're building it? Doesn't that sort of thing happen after? I mean, stores do move around after all. And another thing, why put the Mayoral Office in a shopping mall? Does the mayor just want to be close to stores so he can waste the taxpayers' money? It makes no sense! SirCucumber 23:23, 22 September 2009 (CEST)

• This only needs a list of stores, not commentary on the stores. This is so people don't have to download the entire damn blueprints. I'll be working on fixing this but if someone beats me to the punch, please do. --Champthom 18:21, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

• Nevermind. In any case, we really don't need commentary on the stores.--Champthom 18:24, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Stores

Hmm, looking at the list, I'm wondering if we should make mention of what stores are/should be shut down. I know for a fact that the Circuit City Express, Sam Goody's and Suncoast (of those three, Sam Goody's and Suncoast were owned by the same company) would have shut down (Goody's and Suncoast went under 2007/2008 and Circuit City this past March). Just a suggestion. --Blazer 06:13, 26 September 2009 (CEST)

• Probably not a bad addition. I'm not even sure how many of them are Chris's imagination or if they're all real stores (Christopher's Pizza, April's Sports), that'd be another thing to check. There's a few like the Anna Joy's (bridalwear?) that I've found legitish sites for, I'm just wondering if it's worth adding links for all of them or if it'll clutter up the page too much. SirCucumber 06:16, 26 September 2009 (CEST)

• Thirded. It'd be interesting to note which stores are indeed defunct. I'm guessing most of these are legitimate places, just obscure regional stores or independently owned places. --Champthom 14:14, 26 September 2009 (CEST)

THE ORIGINAL PROJECT FILES WHY HAVEN'T I UPLOADED THIS YET

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?we0oddnzwnk

someone deconstruct this for me KTHX Clydec 04:51, 12 November 2009 (CET)

SERIOUSLY SOMEONE DECONSTRUCT THIS FOR ME Clydec 06:13, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

• My Lord, does this still need doing? If so, drop a message on my talk and I'll get right to it. -Ronichu 04:33, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

• Damn, I completely forgot about these. One of these days I'll look into importing this stuff into 3D apps or something. DWG file format may pose a small problem... --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 12:20, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

SERIOUSLY SOMEONE DECONSTRUCT THIS FOR ME Clydec 10:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

Tenants

• Dollar Tree has plenty of mall-based stores, even in A-list malls.
• I know of several malls that have more than one sit-down restaurant. This is most common in the former Mills properties (e.g. Gurnee Mills) since they're freaking huge, but it's not unheard of for a mall to have more than one sit-down eatery. Apostrophe 23:28, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Tom Goes To Mayor

The mayors office in the mall idea is obviously stolen from tom goes 2 mayor given CWC's adult swim fandom. plz insert that into the article--Dan Dash 03:37, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

• No, it wasn't. Chris has never alluded to Tom Goes to the Mayor. Also the mayor's office in TGttM is located in a strip mall, not a proper shopping mall. CrassCrab 10:38, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

as of the current revision, this is the problem with the cwcki (one of them)

Chris has said that the City of CWCville owns the mall,[1] ...

Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible, either. ...

these paragraphs are unnecessary. normally i'd just edit them myself but i'm not a cwcki editor, i'm an admin (for now). i'm just pointing out flaws because champ isn't here to do it more tactfully. Clydec 10:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

• It's considered unfeasible, or more appropriately inefficient, because malls generate a lot of traffic. A mall is better situated in an outlying location near suburbs. CrassCrab 10:32, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

• shut up crass :( Clydec 23:32, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

• Paragraphs gone. --Kettle5000 14:50, 2 October 2010 (PDT)