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[[Image:F TattooSleeve0315 03.jpg|200px|left|FAIL.]]
[[Image:Loldesi.jpg|200px|left|DESI IS WEARING A WIRE.]]


"Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]], devoted to finding a TRUE [[sweetheart]] to [[sweetheart from the ground up|build from the ground up]] so he may have a mother for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris is simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive.  
[[Chris]] has several cats who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip.


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Revision as of 22:14, 24 May 2009

DESI IS WEARING A WIRE.

Chris has several cats who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip.

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