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'''Song of Christian''' was a poem that [[Chris]], at age sixteen, had to write for a class. He [[fail|failed]] miserably.
In these two videos, uploaded on [[2009#March|27 March 2009]], Chris provides a tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a [[fail|disaster area]]. Several rooms are so full of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|shit]] that Chris literally cannot enter them.


He later made a video that showed him raging about the deserved F which showed up on his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) | documentary DVD]]. This time, he failed to do two things: Use of proper lighting (and video cameras didn't come with night vision features those days) and coming up with a something to interesting to say before the camera was rolling. This is easily one of the most sleep-inducing videos he ever made. But don't rest too comfortably - there are some parts in it that ''will'' wake you up.


Compared with his voice today, at age sixteen he embodied the dulcet tones of James Earl Jones and shared the octave range of Captain Beefheart. What happened in between then and his [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] is up for debate.
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Revision as of 07:01, 28 August 2009

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE.

In these two videos, uploaded on 27 March 2009, Chris provides a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so full of shit that Chris literally cannot enter them.


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