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*...that 99% of [[CWCki|CWCki-editors]] rely on [[alcohol]] to stay sane? | *...that 99% of [[CWCki|CWCki-editors]] rely on [[alcohol]] to stay sane? | ||
*...that Chris LOVES [[china|vaginas]]? | *...that Chris LOVES [[china|vaginas]]? | ||
*...that [[110mb]] sucks huge balls? | |||
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*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], [[Chris]] admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], [[Chris]] admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats? | ||
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*...that [[Clyde Cash]] might be dead but his [[The Miscreants|spirit]] lives on? | *...that [[Clyde Cash]] might be dead but his [[The Miscreants|spirit]] lives on? | ||
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | ||
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | |||
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*...that Chris wants to [[SingStar Challenge|smell yo duck]]? | |||
*...that it is wise to use a PokeFlute when encountering the [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]]? | *...that it is wise to use a PokeFlute when encountering the [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]? | *...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]? | ||
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*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | ||
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | |||
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*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | |||
*...that Chris respects [[Kimmi|the ladies]]? | *...that Chris respects [[Kimmi|the ladies]]? | ||
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer? | *...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer? | ||
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*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | ||
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*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | |||
*...that [[Ivy]] was real? | *...that [[Ivy]] was real? | ||
*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | *...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | ||
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | *...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | ||
*...that [[ | *...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | ||
:*...that on Chrismas Day [[2004]], Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? | |||
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*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]? | |||
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | *...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | ||
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | *...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]? | ||
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*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | |||
*...that in as late as 2008, Chris [[White knight emails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|did not think he was fat]]? | *...that in as late as 2008, Chris [[White knight emails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|did not think he was fat]]? | ||
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | ||
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]] | *...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]] | ||
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*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | *...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was just a figurehead and [[The Miscreants]] is just a website where stuff gets posted? | *...that [[Clyde Cash]] was just a figurehead and [[The Miscreants]] is just a website where stuff gets posted? | ||
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*...that [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] is also Chris's [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|split personality]]? | *...that [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] is also Chris's [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|split personality]]? | ||
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*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''? | *...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||