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'''/cwc/''' (aka '''Krapple''', '''Legi0n''' and '''789chan''') is a [[Chris]]-related image board.
'''/cwc/''' (aka '''Krapple''', '''Legi0n''' and '''789chan''') is a [[Chris]]-related image board.


[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]]. Fortunately, his response was that the [[CWCipedia|colors]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|bothered]] him and that there were "[[Chris and writing|too many words]]." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.
[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]]. Fortunately, his response was that the [[CWCipedia|colors]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|bothered]] him and that there were "[[Chris and writing|too many words]]." In other words don't flatter yourself - Chris will never read anything you say there.


On 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.
On 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.
/cwc/ is second only to [[EDF]] for being the worst place on the internet for information as it is mostly frequented by Autistic virgins (not unlike Chris) who engage in pointless speculation and who secretly long to join the [[PVCC (message board|PVCC]].


==Derivative boards==
==Derivative boards==
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/cwc/ had an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former [[ED]] sysop januszeal. It served as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] members and trolls from various other communities.
/cwc/ had an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former [[ED]] sysop januszeal. It served as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] members and trolls from various other communities.
== Notable goings-on ==
[[Image:Bubblesxsilvana.jpg|thumb|Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/]]
===Ivy appears===
[[Ivy]] decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and [[Fail|brilliant]] suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much [[IBA|later]]. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.
===Geneva===
A [[pedofork]], originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alm, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of [[Julie Reveals Herself|the infamous revelation]]. Instead of noting the other trolls telling [[BlueSpike]] to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to [[Parody|take credit]], complete with ironic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9p139Z3Lc victory speech].
===[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]===
Before it was put up on the [[CWCipedia]], the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable [[Bryan Bash]], much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some [[Autism|less than intelligent users]] would question its validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]].
===Deletion===
{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO, summing it up.}}
===The Wallflower===
Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with [[Surfshack Tito]]'s involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her [[Homos|hobbies]] and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|more harassment]]. 


== The End of Legi0n ==
== The End of Legi0n ==

Revision as of 10:24, 15 February 2011

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All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away

/cwc/ (aka Krapple, Legi0n and 789chan) is a Chris-related image board.

Ivy has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful white knight. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." In other words don't flatter yourself - Chris will never read anything you say there.

On 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having terabytes of anime on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.

/cwc/ is second only to EDF for being the worst place on the internet for information as it is mostly frequented by Autistic virgins (not unlike Chris) who engage in pointless speculation and who secretly long to join the PVCC.

Derivative boards

Due to the high volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific chris-related boards. /cxc/ (fanfics and copypastas), /kcwc/ (chris-related songs/music videos), /CWCrt/ (so faggots have a place to post their shitty trolling schemes), and /library/ (to archive threads of major importance).

IRC

Typical /cwc/ user

/cwc/ had an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former ED sysop januszeal. It served as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some #sonichu members and trolls from various other communities.

The End of Legi0n

As of August 27th, 2010, Legi0n ended service and the Chris related boards were moved to 789chan.

External links

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