Kacey Call 4

28 August 2009

• Chris begins the call by asking Kacey if she has an STD (!)
• Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous
• Chris likes Sudoku
• Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues
• Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the ED page
• Chris totally doesn't drink cum anymore
• Chris totally doesn't shit himself anymore
• Chris totally isn't gullible anymore
• Chris lies the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO
• Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking video game accounts
• Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games
• Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened"
• Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills
• Chris doesn't know why he got a CADD degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da comics than with da buildings and da computers"
• Chris is sending printed-out Sonichu comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular"
• Mary Lee Walsh caused all of his problems
• Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry
• Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term"
• Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody
• Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up
• Kacey tells him not to wear his medallion to the job interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't
• Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.