Masturbating and squirtin'

“	Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief...  :)	”
Chris during his editing sessions on ED.

Masturbating and squirtin' is Chris's response to Evan's fanart. Although his reaction is typically homophobic, note that he takes no offense to the accusations of racism.

For a larger view of the second "fanart" image, click here.

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[Evan's e-mail, his address is not shown.] This is some fanart of Sonichu my friends and I have drawn. I hope you enjoy it! [schu girlfriend auditions.jpg - An image of a happy, cartoonish Chris sitting at a table with two signs, one saying "GIRLFRIEND AUDITIONS" and the other saying "NO DARKIES".] [sonichu rule 34.PNG - A comic in which Chris whines to Sonichu about not having a girlfriend. Sonichu feels sad for Chris, and gives Chris a peck on the cheek. Chris is shocked, but Sonichu hushes Chris and says, "We need this." In the last panel, Sonichu is fucking Chris in the ass, the latter excited beyond belief about finally losing his virginity and soon getting to brag about it on YouTube.] [sonichu rule 34 2.jpg - A picture of Sonichu masturbating while saying "NO DARKIES, JERKOP!". Credits are listed as 'Bui Anon, © Anon 2007'] [sonichu fanart.gif - Chris and another Sonic-Pikachu hybrid waving their fists and glaring at each other.]

"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan] Thank you for your fanart contributions. In constructive criticism, I like the one with me and the "Girlfriend Auditions," as well as my glaring in the eyes of the blue guy. But I AM FEELING GREAT DETEST TOWARDS THE OTHER TWO; Sonichu and I are NOT of that nature at all!!!!! If you would like to make it up to me, though, please draw a strip of Rosechu stripping for Sonichu, and have him f*** her, and draw Rosechu masturbating and squirtin' [emphasis added]. I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT!!!! I WILL NOT BE VEERED IN ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!! Again, MOST Nasty Fanarts ARE NOT APPRECIATED AT ALL; please feel free to share that quote with the rest of the fans. Sincerely; Christian Weston Chandler. [Chris includes a picture in the email of him and Sonichu looking angry. Sonichu appears to be waving his hand awkwardly.] We're Keeping Track.

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"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan] Thank You Very MUCH!!! You just saved me a lot of trouble on sorting out the pics from the hellish embelishment of my person that I am certain you are in on. Chris-chan - Encyclopedia Dramatica

[Evan's e-mail address is erased] to CWCSonichu What! What a horrible page. I'm sorry! I must wonder how they got pictures of our e-mails! I hope no one's hacking my e-mail account...

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"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan] Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!

Evan's eventual response to the whole issue