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On 23 [[July 2009]], Chris made his first '''IRC''' appearance in months.
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==Background==
[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|Riley.  Bill Riley.]]  Entering what he believed to be a secret "[[troll]]" chat, Chris adopted the troll alias of '''SonichuClone''', a.k.a. '''Bill Riley''' (though he forgot that his hostname still said he was '''ChrisChanSonichu''', lol).  When pressured for a picture, Chris provided one that was, at the time, on the first page of a Google image search for "man".  The [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] reveal that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his favorite console]].


Notably disturbing are two instances where SonichuClone tries to persuade the trolls that compelling Chris to rape his pastoral counselor [[Rocky]] would be the perfect way to troll him.  While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] with Rocky and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.
As always, Chris [[fails]].
==Transcript==
[[Image:IRC (23 July 2009).jpg|thumb|Artist's interpretation of Chris 'incognito.']]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009
<br>Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf
<br>Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE
<br>SERIOUSLY�'
<br>Set by '''vivitheg'''!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22
<br>22:29:56
<br>'''Ganondorf''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
<br>'''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''Ganondorf'''
<br>'''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''vivitheg'''
<br>Looking up '''vivitheg''' user info...
<br>Looking up '''Ganondorf''' user info...
<br>'''Luna''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
<br>'''Luna''' is now known as '''Guest6138'''
<br>'''Guest6138''' is now known as '''Pudding'''
<br>'''Pudding is now known as '''Lila'''
<br>'''GeckoMantis''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
<br>'''Lila''' is now known as '''Sabrina'''
<br>'''Sabrina''' is now known as '''Serena'''</font>
<br><'''Ganondorf'''> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Serena''' is now known as '''Stella'''
<br>'''Stella''' is now known as '''Ruby'''</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lets PARTY
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''champthom''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
<br>'''champthom''' is now known as '''NumberTwo'''
<br>'''Awesome_Sauce''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> BROTHERS!!!!!!
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Awesome_Sauce''' is now known as '''NickDunbar'''
<br>Retrieving #trolltrain4andhalf modes...</font>
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> fffffffffffffffffffff
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'
<br>Looking up '''GeckoMantis''' user info...
<br>Looking up '''vivitheg''' user info...</font>
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'</font>
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> ALLAH ACKBAR!
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<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> What was that?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''SonichuClone''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf
<br>Looking up '''SonichuClone''' user info...</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Herro
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Who are you?
===Bill Riley===
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Hey, My name is Bill.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Bill WHO
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Bill Riley
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Bill o reilly?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> No, Bill Riley
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> Fair enough...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> where r u from?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Who invited you?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> asl?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I live in Maryland.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> This is invitation only
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> INVITATION ONLY!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> A/S/L?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Thadius
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> shut up guys he might be hot
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, hot guys always welcome
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> You bet I am, ladies. :)
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> You got a picture?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Mmm how big?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I WANT A PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> pics or gtfo
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> about 5 Inches, give or take.
<br><'''Ganondorf'''> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Eh
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shut up ganon
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> WE WANT INFORMATION
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Ball size?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I don't play that game.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> How big is the sack?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> 2 inches in diamater.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> hot
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> let me find my pic.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> thats a small sack, bucko
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> so small is good
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well imo
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> hmmm
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> know how to use it?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yeah, I am here for that.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> okay
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well just stick around
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ME TOO
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> eh
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I h8t small cocks
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> So, I troll him.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course you do sweetie
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ;)
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> we can share this new cowboy vivi
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hear that.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course '''Ruby'''
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Double dip, twist!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> tinypic.com
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> upload it to like imageshack
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> upload there
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> or tinypic wherever
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> cool.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SQUEE
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I CAN'T WAIT
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''GeckoMantis''' is now known as '''TheRealCapnCrunch'''</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmmm
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''JackThadeus''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHAT UP JACK
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> welcome gentle trolls
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm so wet right now
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: +o '''JackThadeus'''</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> i have it set on vibrate..........
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> LOL! :)
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> snap! you're a bit old
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> DONTCHA!?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmm
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shit, you should do something about that
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I get that a lot. ;)
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> looks like a soap opera star
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I can dig it
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh jack you
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lolol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> awesome boy porn
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmmm shota
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> fap fap
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> want me to link pics guys?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> delicious
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> plz
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
<br><'''TheRealCapnCrunch'''> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> ...Goddamnit Capn
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Wheres cowboy?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Bill, hello
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Ok people
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> duhhhhhhhh
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> fuck microsoft, shit.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> She was suppose to be here
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> i left her an email and everything.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ikr where the fuck is she
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lolol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> probably out with Maurice
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and cocaine
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & Jamal
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and cocaine
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> and the rest of the jackson five
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> slut
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> do ho ho ho
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, cowboy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you know what's going down?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout</font>
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> :D
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Took you long enough
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> and ruin their sells
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we need to end the console wars
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SONY WILL WIN WOO
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Hot huh, Bill?
<TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> okay i'm banning you
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis
<br>Timer 1 activated</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> HAHAHAH
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Timer 1 halted
<br>'''TheRealCapnCrunch''' was kicked by '''vivitheg''' (fuck you�)</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> what a small cock
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> So clueless
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis</font>
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ugh so stupid
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> so naive
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> a guy with a big cock would do it
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> and women would suck that shit
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> they'd eat all dat cum
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> HEH
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<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shit son.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> I do not know, why?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Yeah why
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> LOLOLOLOLOL
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> amirite?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ugh jack listen to me
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Yes My 2nd
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh okay good
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> can i do it?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> that is when i'll consider it
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> right.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> kewl
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' with a HUGE-ASS TROUT.</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> '''SonichuClone'''
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yo cowboy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> pay attention bro
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> you there?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> ?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> lol
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Mysterious_Stranger''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> whadya mean, newbie?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> why you gotta censore?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Mysterious_Stranger''' is now known as '''The_C_Man'''</font>
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I ain't censorin'
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> better not be
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> r-tard*
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> he's a motherfuckin retard
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that's what we wanted to know
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Sounds pretty solid
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ok then
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> the big plan
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yeah, fuck the 360
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> YES
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> what do you think about the wii?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> It's cute.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> You ever played any 360 games?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> '''SonichuClone''', aren't they terrible?
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> do ho ho ho ho
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> you so black C WOMAN
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> heh amirite?
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> VERY
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol ZING
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you know jack obviously
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> leader of us all
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> And I'm Vivian Gee
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Man, dat sum homo shit
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> nice to meet ya
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> D'oh ho ho
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> greetings
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> HAIL Jack! :)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> :D
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm '''Ruby''' Serenity Minge
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Now '''SonichuClone'''
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he burnt his dick off
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ?*
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> *bastard
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ok
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> On psn
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
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<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has been banned 2 times now
===Surprise Sex===
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> You know what we should do, we should make him [[Rape|force himself]] on [[Rocky Shoemaker|his counslor]]; forgot her name, and film it.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> *have him film it.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Which Counselor?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol why?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Explain.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> the counsoler he sees weekly
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> don't know
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> uhhhh is her name julia?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> don't care
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> EXPLAIN
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> listen
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> OH YEAH Rocky
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> the 3rd will console bann him for good
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> That's it.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> yes
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> If he wants to complain
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> then he will have to hang himself in the process
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> hells yeah!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol like he told sam right?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Where IS Sam
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> probably cocaine...ing.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> That much I promised him.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WOO.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> YES!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> (when he doesn't)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I know...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> So honest...
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> And humble...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> he's such a retard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> DUDE!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol ik
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> '''SonichuClone''', you ready to be face sat?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shut up '''Ruby'''
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you always gotta ask that
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Jack, you are like an electrode
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> they have nothing
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we have chris
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yawn, i'm sleepy
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> we need some pep
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i liked cowboy better
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> w/e proceed please.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout
<br>'''The_C_Man''' is now known as '''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''
<br>'''The_Mistress''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> and smokin weed too. :)
<br><'''The_Mistress'''> Hello everyone.
<br><'''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway jack continue
<br><'''The_Mistress'''> Oh really?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Nigafingaonnatrigga''' is now known as '''NigaTriggaFinga'''</font>
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> i'm blurry on the details
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
<br><'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Weed iz da BOMB
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I love Soul Calibur
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I am Talim
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> really off-the charts.
===Doubling Down on the Surprise Sex===
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Force him to dis himself by [[Rape|forcing himself]] upon one of his surperiors.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> :)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Did you hear? [[Ivy]] committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> DAMN!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> how much did that bitch have?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Yeah she was so desperate
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Her dad found out about she called him
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> are you talking about money?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> she had no money'.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> *crooked cock
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> hahaha
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of  would be next for you on him?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> How much does he have?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> and then call the psn
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> after the ban commences
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Do tell.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have a brother
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> go on.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> on how much of a internet slob he is.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hear that.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> just like what I did with the radio stations
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> radio?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> what happened?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> there were like 6 or 7 of them
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Awesome! :D
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> did you do any of these others on this list here?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> oh?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we have a new plan.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> We did all.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> it's a glorious plan
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> And then we will troll that [[Joshua Martinez]] guy that knows Chris.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that guy's a faggot
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he's a mexican
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> sorry
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> *mexiCANT
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & then Chris Crocker after him.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> who?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> a faggoo
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> never heard of Crocker
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> jesus lay off the alcohol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under. :D
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> what?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> heh
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> 6 feet under?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> what
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Jack gets me.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Drunk, Vivi
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> sorry too much to drink.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> What the fuck u talking about
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh, i bet it's an injoke
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> or something
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D
<br><'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Shit man, dat's crazy.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka [[Julie]].
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> where the fuck has he been
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah chris sux his cock
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> really? fuckin christ
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I had to finish him off.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> gasp
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''SonichuClone''' has quit IRC</font>
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> where's your damn friend jack
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> why did he leave
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i wanted a pic of his dick
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Hm
<br><'''Minovsky'''> chris wants to do rocky
<br><'''Minovsky'''> he wants to do her hard
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